Rated: PG-13 for implied rape, language, and some mature humor.
Summery: Weird story of Jak, Ashley (Me), and some of the Jak gang watching movies. I was on a sugar-high when I thought this up. SUGAR MAKES YOU CRAZY!!!!!! MUGHAHAHAHA!! Much Erol bashing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jak and Daxter, they belong to Naughty Dog. (Bless them!) I don't own any of the movies that are discussed though the coarse of this fic. I own myself though.
LES: Note that any time I make fun of a movie or a person, it is all in fun. This fic is not meant to be taken seriously. The opinions may not be my real opinions. Do not, I repeat, Do not take this fic seriously! Thank you.
Chapter I: The Shawshank Redemption
ASHLEY: It's almost Halloween time, and I'm on a scary movie thing. And Steven King is THE Master of Horror; so, I'm, like watching the 'Shawshank Redemption...'
ASHLEY: Shawshank Redemption is a Steven King movie. Did you know that, Jak? 'Cause I sure the hell didn't.
JAK: Oh, Gods, that is, like, so freakin' sad!!
ASHLEY: What the heck? Jak, are you crying?
DAXTER: Oh my Gods! Jak's crying! Someone call Guinness Book of World Records!... I was joking, Ashley!
ASHLEY: ::puts down phone:: Damn! Let's talk about the movie...
DAXTER: Uh, Jak's still crying...
ASHLEY: ::looks at Jak:: Jeez, Jak, stop crying! You're freakin' me out!
KERIA: ::walks in:: Hey, guys, what are you doing? ::looks at the TV:: Hey, isn't that 'The Shawshank Redemption?'
ASHLEY: Yeah, but right now, Jak is creeping us out with his crying...
KERIA: But, Shawshank is a sad movie. Every time I watch it, I cry when those prison dudes rape Andy...
JAK: ::starts to sob harder then ever::
DAXTER: Ok, that's starting to get on my nerves! Stop it! Stop crying!
JAK: But I totally understand what Andy went though! That stuff really happens in prison!
DAXTER: What? Crying?
KERIA: Oh my Gods!
ASHLEY: Kinda makes you wish you could do your guard's tax returns, doesn't it?
JAK: And I was totally innocent! I didn't deserve any of it!
ASHLEY: Jak, Jak, Jak, don't you know that everyone in prison is innocent?
DAXTER: Oh, oh, I know this one! 'What's you do?' 'Me? Lawyer F###ed me.'
ASHLEY: Daxter! I will not have you using the 'F'-word in my house!
DAXTER: What? I'm just repeating the line! That's what they say!
ASHLEY: I know. Just censor yourself, like this: 'Me? Lawyer (beep)-ed me."
DAXTER: Hey, Ashley! (beep)!... What the heck? (beep)! Hey! I can't say it!
ASHLEY: I'm the author, so what I say goes!
DAXTER: I hate you...
ASHLEY: Hate is such a strong word.
DAXTER: I strongly dislike you.
ASHLEY: That's better!
ASHLEY: Jak, consider yourself lucky. You spent only two years in prison before Daxter busted you out. Andy spent 20 years in prison. He had to dig a hole in the wall, then crawl though 500 yards of I don't want to know what!
JAK: Andy didn't get tortured...
ASHLEY: Andy got raped...
DAXTER: Yeah, and by the sounds of it, so did Jak...
KERIA: ::slaps Daxter:: Shut up, Daxter, you stupid, idiotic, good-for-nothing...
ASHLEY: Ok, maybe I should put in a new movie... yeah...