Under Cityville – Part Two (Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville)

I've gotten past Rakhghouls,
And some damn old fool,
Looking for a promised land that's so far away....
I'm here to kill Brejik,
Boy, he's a real prick,
Hiding our Jedi from us on this day.

Wasting away again in Under Cityville,
Looking for that lost Bastila Shan,
Some people say that there's a Sith Lord to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.

So, we're off to race swoop bikes,
I've met a Twi'lek with comp spikes,
She's got a Wookiee that knows how to fight....
A prototype motor,
For this game in KOTOR,
Those Vulkars sure are a blight.