She giggles as she shows you the ring his dad helped him to pick out, and it's all she can do not to cry. She can't stop gushing about how sweet and caring he is, and how cool it is to have a boyfriend who not only knows about all the things that go bump in the night, but is willing to train her because no one else will. She's always saying how much she loves him and that one of these days you have to meet him. She tells you about every date, describing every detail, saying what a good kisser he is and how weird is that, considering he grew up in a hell dimension?

So you sit and listen, ask her questions about Connor because you know she wants you to, like a good best friend, smiling all the while even though each word Dawn says kills you just a little bit more.

And the worst part is, she has no idea