AN: Um… so this is another drabble for the collection. I really didn't mean to do this. I blame Michael Welsh. And possibly Loki. Usual disclaimers apply.

Making an Obscene Clone Fall – Part two

It's not like he was stalking the kid or anything – he'd just let Cassie choose the evening's entertainment.

It hadn't, he supposed, really surprised him that the kid had chosen to become an actor. It wasn't like the kid would want to just rejoin the Air Force and work his way back up to colonel. Or general.

And Jack himself had played the Artful Dodger in his high school musical, after all.

But really, this was too much even for his clone.

Who was anyone trying to kid here?

Who had ever heard of something as silly as sparkly vampires?