Me: GENIS' FACE IS BACK! LOVE ME!
Genis: OH, MARTEL! WHY!

Kratos: I HATE TOMATOES!
Caps Lock: STOP USING ME! NOW!
Me: okay, fine. anyway, here is the new chapter!

Shift: You can still use ME, you know. Or am I not good enough for you? -sob-

Me: ...

Backspace: Anyway, Hurricane here doesn't own Tales of Symphonia, Shake 'n Bake, or Nintendo. He owns us, because we're stuck on his keyboard. DAMMIT.

Me: On with teh show

.-

Regal was bouncing along one day (Yes, you might have to reread the older chapters to know what's going on) when he bumped into something.

Something red.

Something huge.

Something that, quite frankly, should not have been on the ground.

It was Zelos' hair.

The reason that this was odd is because, frankly, Zelos' hair was normally on Zelos' head. Or, as Sheena liked to say, IN Zelos' head. That confused Lloyd, because he thought that Zelos kept brains, candy, and a skimpy bikini in there. Which was at least PARTIALLY true; he definitely kept the bikini in there.

Anyway...

Regal stared in disbelief at the hair, and then spoke some choice words.

"Why in the name of the new Lezareno Deluxe Foot Massager with Deluxe Foot Massaging Lezareno Action, only 5000 Gald, is the Chosen of Tethe'Alla's hair not in his head keeping the bikini company?"

Zelos happened to choose that exact moment to let out a scream and run around in circles. Regal's Head noticed as he passed by that he still had hair, which was odd.

So said head (RHYME) was led to believe that this was a big wig (RHYME) from someone else's head. Regal decided that it would be his life's work to make sure that said head was dead (SUPER RHYME). But where to start? He decided to jump in a nearby cart (RHYME) and adventure to Luin, which was NOT in ruin. (RHYME).

And then everything went to hell...

(TO BE CONTINUED. YES, I KNOW, CONTINUITY! HOW ODD!)