WITHOUT FURTHER ADO…

WELCOME TO DIM JOKES FOR DIM PEOPLE! THIS STORY IS THE QUEEN OF ALL DIM JOKES!!!!!!!!! Warning: May contain intelligence insulting humour.


Q: What is the Queen's favourite thing to do at night?

A: Dim the lights! (Who's a Dim little thing? You are yes you are!)

Q: What's the Queen's favourite Animal?

A: A Dimpanzee! (Ohh oooh ooooh)

Q: What's the Queen's favourite form of Government?

A: Dimocracy! (Oh. the Dimanity!)

Q: What is the Queen's favourite food?

A: Dim sims (Laugh you dim-witted person!)

Q: What is the Queen like without Dim pills?

A: Dim-mented (Duh)

Q: What is the Queen's favourite Movie?

A: Dimbo (Dimbo, flying through the sky so high…)

Q: What's the Queen's first name?

A: Dimity (Dim dim dim Dramatic music…)

Q: What is the Queen's second name?

A: Dimelza (You're Dim, you're dim…)

Q: What is her evil brother's name?

A: Dimitri (You're too Dim to deny it!)

Q: What is the Queen's second favourite movie?

A: Mission Dim possible (Maybe I could put this in a way you'd understand… YOU'RE DIM!)

Q: What is the Queen's third favourite movie?

A: Dim and Dimmer (This is the end, understand?)


Disclaimer- Once again I can't claim credit for the whole thing. Thank you to my co-author, Ainsley (round of applause, please). I own the dim dog, the maiden, and the handkerchief belonging to the dog. I also own the orangeapple pie. However I do not own Snow White or the Dim Queen.

Author's note- Thank you to the three lovely reviewers, I hope you enjoyed our dim jokes! Now may I direct you to the shiny little button at the bottom left hand side of the screen. Press the button and tell us what you think!

Or are you too dim to dare?