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Chapter 1

Diary Entry One

I WANNA NEW DEATH STAR!!! Some idiot blew up my old one. I've been hinting to Vader that I want one for my 100th (?) lifeday, but I don't think he's picked up on it yet.

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry Two

I am like so totally bugging!!!! Not only do I learn that I'm not one hundred as I always expected but I'm 150, Vader's own son like blew, up my beautiful Death Star!!!!!

My advice to all evil, powerful, and generally mean, people out there, if you have minions, don't let them have kids!!!!

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry Three

Vader got me a life day present. Well... two lifeday presents

1. A mirror

And….

2. A personal plastic surgeon.

When I looked in the mirror, it broke and when my personal plastic surgeon saw my face he fainted of shock.

He must have been jealous that I manage to stay looking so young.

Still, I wanted a new and improved Death Star.

This hasn't been the best Lifeday ever.

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry four

Mara is playing hard to get...... She must be

No female can resisted me! I'm better than a faleen at what I do!!!

They all go weak at the knees. Mara is no different!

I'll get her,

Just you wait Vader (I know you want her!)

I'll get her first!

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry Five

Vader crushed another med droid using the Force.

That's a good thing that he wants to be so ... evil

But those droids cost LOTS OF CREDITS!!!!

Then when I confronted him about this monstrosity

He had the nerve to call me a "grumpy, Hutt skinned, Bantha breathed old geezer!"

He's getting too over dominating

I must be careful

But I WILL succeed!!

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry Six

Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh, it's been ages since I had a good old evil laugh!!!

Keeps me in touch with my Sithish side and it stops me getting to into material goods.....................

LIKE NEW DEATH STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cough).

OXOXOX Grumpy Palpy

Diary Entry Seven

Can't talk today. Throat's sore from all the evil laughing.

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry 8

Vader left to day, on some random mission. (I don't keep track of them, though I pretend I do). Can't say I'll miss him.

It's not as if I don't like the guy, he's just so…………….difficult. AND SO EXPENSIVE TO KEEP!!!! When he has a hissy fit you end up paying thousands of credits to repair the damage. Plus, he is SOOOOOOO noisy! How am I supposed to think evil thoughts, with him going, WHOOOOO PAAAA, WHOOOOO PAAAA in the back ground???

Pheeeew, guess I don't like the guy.

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry 9

I MISS DARTHY!!!!! There's no one to talk about evil stuff to! No one to talk about who to kill next, with!

XOXOXO a Depressed Palpy.

DrINy AEntri io

DroWned mY feelings inn booooze anD Depressin' ROCK BALIDS!!!!!

0000 Plippy.

Diary Entry 11

Vader's back and his mission was successful. I think I need to get him a bigger helmet to hold his huge BIG-HEAD!!!!! That Sith is far too full of himself! I had a horrible hangover this morning.

OXOXOX Palpy with a headache

Diary Entry 12

I WISH VADER WASN'T HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OXOXOX Indecisive Palpy

Diary Entry 13

My Mara has left me to go on a mission. I miss her. All I have is Vader for company. And he's always on training sims. Med droids aren't all he's slaying. Those battle sims cost credits too! Might get myself a new apprentice.

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry 15

MARA!!! MARA'S FORCE SENSITIVE!!!! IT'S HER!!!!! She will replace Vader!

OXOXOX Palpy

Diary Entry 15

Mara's not interested in becoming my apprentice! I don't understand why she wouldn't want to be trained by a sexy Sith like myself. Vader's against me! He's training my beloved Mara!!!

I've seen the way he looks at her…….well I can't see anything through that mask of his……but you know what I mean!

Must plot against Vader. Must humiliate him!

OXOXOX plotting Palpy

A.N Believe us or not…………. This entire chapter was written over a MSN conversation, between Thorney and Sweetdeath04!

Any diary entries with an odd number (1, 3, 5 etc) were written by Sweetdeath04. Even numbers, (2, 4, 6 etc) were written by Thorney and it will continue like that to the end!!! Just so you know.

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