WARNING! This fic contains horny teenagers and sexual/adult situations, that's why it's an R rated fic, so IF you are not comfortable whit this; LEAVE AND DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFENDED! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO READ IT!

A/N: Please don't take anything I write in this story too seriously!

BTW: This fic is not going to be very descriptive when it comes to sexual situations.

Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!

Viagra and Saiyans Don't Mix

Chapter 1

It was a bright Monday morning and Chichi was preparing a gigantic bowl of Fruit Loops for Gohan, a feral smirk plastered on her face.

Goten was sleeping over at Trunks' house and wasn't home.

'This is definitely going to give me grandchildren sooner rather then later! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Now, how many should I put in his cereal?' she asked herself and held a small bottle labeled 'Viagra' in front of her face. She then opened the bottle and emptied it into Gohan's bowl of cereal. There are about 20 pills in one bottle and one pill lasts for about 4 hours or so. Need I say more?

She stirred the cereal so Gohan wouldn't notice and hid the bottle. Then she walked over to the fridge to fetch the milk for the Fruit Loops and sat it on the table.

"GOHAN, BRAKEFAST'S READY!"

Ten seconds later Gohan was sitting at the table swallowing his food.

"Bye mom! I better go now before it's too late! Oh, and thanks for breakfast!"

And he was gone.


ORANGE STAR HIGH SCHOOLE, AN HOUR LATER

Class has been going for about 25 minutes now and the pills have started to work their magic...

'Man it's hot' Gohan thought and tucked at his shirt collar. His heart began to beat faster as pictures of a very naked Videl in all kinds of odd positions flashed through his head. Of course these thoughts made a certain 'thing' appear bigger. On top of that his body began to release pheromones, but it only affected one person and that person was Videl.

Videl began squirming in her seat and tried to concentrate on the teacher, but it was extremely hard for her because of the pheromones in the air making her horny. 'What the hell is going on?' she shook her head trying to clear it, but it didn't work. Then her eyes fell on Gohan who was sitting two seats away. His eyes were glazed and his cheeks were flushed, drool hanging from the side of his mouth.

The sight of him only served to make her even more aroused and made her face flush just like Gohan's. She had been starring at Gohan for about a minute when he suddenly took a deep breath through his nose and froze. He turned his head towards her looking at her through half-lidded eyes. He sniffed the air again whereupon his eyes widened in realization and his face turned as red as a tomato.

He licked his lips, 'SHIT! This just can't be happening to me! I have to get out of here! Good thing I have baggy pants on today...' he thought and raised his hand.

"Yes Mr. Son, what is it?" the teacher asked a little annoyed.

"Can I please go to the bathroom? I don't feel so good..." Gohan trailed off and crossed his fingers.

"Okay, you may leave and go to the nurse's office afterwards. You look like you are running a fever."

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" he said and ran out of the classroom so fast that no one could see his 'little' problem.

He entered the first toilet he came across, walked into one of the stalls and locked the stall door. He sat down on the toilet and tried to calm down... it didn't work. Pictures of naked Videls kept assaulting his brain and that only left one option: MASTURBATION!

It wasn't because Gohan hadn't done it before in his room or in the shower. But doing it in a toilet-stall on his school was a totally different case! But it had to be done so he could get back to class.

He undid his pants and got to work, taking care of his little problem. While he did this, his ki began to rise and he transformed into super saiyan. He quickened the pace, ki still rising.


Meanwhile, back in the classroom Videl was still squirming around in her seat and it only made her situation worse then it already was.

'What the hell is wrong with Gohan? It was as if he could smell me... the way he sniffed the air like a dog or something! And then he looks at ME! It could have been anyone in the class! Then he gets all nervous and runs off to the bathroom saying he wasn't feeling well. He looked really flushed and warm in an aroused kind of way. His eyes was half-lidded and he wasn't breathing normally... maybe that's why he was running so fast out of class, supposedly so nobody had time to see his 'excitement'... hahahahahahaha! But... OH MY GOD! He is probably masturbating in one of the school bathrooms right now...'

Well let's just say that Gohan and Videl have started to bond with one another and of course they don't know, but it is affecting them to the point where their mood is transmitted to the other. That means that when for example Gohan is aroused, like now, Videl can feel his excitement which makes her body react and she begins to feel horny herself. Also no matter what either of them is doing, the other will to a degree subconsciously 'know' what the other is doing...

Then Videl's watch started beeping.

"What is it Chief?"

"Miss Videl, Satan City Bank is being robbed!" the Police-chief wailed.

"I'm on my way Chief! I'll be there in about five minutes." She told him and turned off the watch.

"Have to go! Robbery!" she shouted and ran to the roof. Once on the roof she uncapsulized her jet and flew towards the crime scene.


While all this happened Gohan was still going strong... well... at least for a few more seconds...

"YESSSSSSSS!" He let his head fall back against the cold wall and tried to calm his breathing, closing his eyes.

He didn't move for about three minutes and when he finally did get up to clean himself up, he was about to fall back on his bum again, but managed to get a hold on the door handle, so he didn't fall.

"It can't be..." he slowly turned his head so he could see his back and sure enough, his tail had grown back.

"Man I missed having a tail and now its back! YES!... Uh!... I need to clean up a little..." he said before he began to clean up the mess he made.


SATAN CITY BANK

When Videl arrived she walked over to the nearest cop and asked what was going on at the moment.

"There are five robbers and they all carry machineguns around. Also they're holding about ten people hostage in the big vault." he told her briefly.

"I'm going in." she said and turned around, running towards the entrance to the bank.

She managed to sneak in unnoticed and hid behind one of the round big roman- like stone-pillars. She looked around the room and saw two of the five crooks guarding the big vault that held the hostages. Two others were playing cards sitting in one of the sofa and table-arrangements not far from the vault. She looked again but she couldn't see the last of the five men anywhere. After about two minutes he still hadn't showed up. Unfortunately she was so focused on the four men she could see to notice the male sneaking up behind her before it was too late.

She let out a yelp when he grabbed her arms and cuffed her hands together behind her back. Then he proceeded to find at specific pressure point, which made her body go momentarily limp. He slung her over his shoulder and carried her to one of the couches, throwing her down on it and began tying her cuffed hands to one of the couch's armrests.

For the first time she was allowed to see her captor. He was tall and well build, but not bulky. His hair was short, black and spiky. Eyes a very dark brown, almost black, and seemingly bottomless... just like Gohan's, but these eyes were so cold and stony it made her want to run and hide. He was wearing a long black leather jacked, black leather pants, a blood red muscle-shirt, black combat boots.


Second time I'm uploading this, censored this time around sighs

It just annoys me that my story got deleted when I've read tons of stories on that is ten times worse than mine! grumbles

If you want to read the uncensored version, go read the note I've posted to get more info.

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