Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters! I'm writing this for my own amusement, but I certainly hope you'll enjoy reading it!
Viagra and Saiyans Don't Mix
When the newly mated couple finally did leave the GR nearly two weeks had passed since the fateful morning Gohan had been fed a whole bottle of Viagra by his mother.
To say that Chichi wasn't on the Gohan's list of favourite people at the moment, would be an understatement. He was giving her the cold shoulder and refused to talk to her, but thanks to Videl, who persuaded Gohan to talk it out wit his mother, he reluctantly forgave her on the condition that he was allowed to train whenever he wanted, if he had finished all of his homework.
Returning to school turned out to be quite a hassle as well because their friends and family had neglected to tell them that Hercule had let it slip that Gohan and Videl were engaged to be married at the World Martial Arts Tournament that was set to take place two months later.
And if that weren't enough, some guys had blatantly ignored the champ's announcement all together. They began to flirt and court Videl at every given chance, confident that they could snatch her away from Nerd Boy, who in their eyes clearly didn't deserve a goddess like Videl as a bride.
Needless to say, they quickly ran with their proverbial tails between their legs when Gohan was through with them…
Oh, and let's not forget the little prank the devil spawn, a.k.a. Trunks and Goten, evicted upon Gohan and Videl on the third day of their return. The devil spawn had somehow managed to get a hold of several 'inappropriate' pictures of the new couple and thought it would be great fun to make a 'few' copies in poster size to hang around campus for everyone to see. Of course they were punished accordingly by an ardently murderous demi saiyan afterwards.
Poor souls... (not)
The incident at the bank had been constantly questioned and discussed by the media for nearly a month before Bulma and Hercule managed to hush it up.
Then, of course, there was the tournament. It went smoothly and ended with Gohan winning the first place, followed by Tien and Krillin in second and third. None of the other fighters had wanted to participate in the competition and the terrible two was banned from entering because of their little stunt with the posters. Quite dull really… Well, for the Z-Fighters and their families at least.
The wedding afterwards was as big as was expected. It was after all the champion's daughter getting married and thankfully everything went as planned.
And Videl's assailant? Well, let's just say that he can look forward to a castration and a few decades in prison scrubbing the toilets with his own toothbrush.
Well, that's it folks! Hope you enjoyed my fic and thank you for your support!