Hey everyone! Merry Chrismukkah (the OC)! Well, it's the day after Christmas, but I thought I would continue w/ the story since I have nothing better to do. Okay, in this chapter there is an appearance of Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrel, Elf the movie) so enjoy!
"Next," Voldemort said dully. Since his death eater group needed money to pay for cable TV, he had found a job at the mall. Although, he was strongly considering to quit, because all he did was sit around the whole day and ask kids what they wanted for Christmas. There was nothing evil about dressing up as Santa and taking pictures with children.
"Hi Santa!" a little girl yelled as she hopped on Voldemort's lap. "Here's a list of what I want for Christmas. You have to bring me everything. Okay, first I want a Polly Pocket, then I also want the new CareBears Movie, and don't forget to bring me a Ferby, preferably in blue –"
35 minutes later
"And I also want My Little Pony playset and –"
Voldemort couldn't take this anymore. "SHUT UP! NEXT!"
"HEY SANTA! IT'S ME, BUDDY!" screamed a man dressed up as an elf. "SANTA! HEY, SANTA WHY IS YOUR FACE SO PALE?"
"Beat it you lowlife," Voldy snarled
"Hey, that wasn't nice," Buddy exclaimed, "You're not Santa! YOU'RE A FAKE! SANTA WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING MEAN LIKE THAT! AND BESIDES YOU'RE SO UGLY AND SKINNY! SANTA IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAT AND JOLLY!"
"Get out of here you little f-"
But before Voldemort could finish saying what he was about to say, the elf man had already approached him and ripped off his fake beard.
"HE'S A FAKE! I KNEW IT! HE'S A FAKE! AHHH"
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldy screamed
And that was the end of Buddy the Elf.