In case anyone's wondering, it's not that I come up with this stuff because I'm bored-

"It's because you're crazy!" Inuyasha blurted.

I'm not crazy! Genius just appears at certain times, Inuyasha.

(He rolls up his eyes and teardrops)

But basically, I was listening to "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne (disclamimer number one), for the twentieth time probably, and started playing with the refrain. Pretty soon, I came up with this! And it was so much fun coming up with the lyrics, too!

The line 'come go with me' is from Exposé's "Come Go With Me". Pretty cool 80s song. (That's the only I could think of that matched that rhymed with 'houshi'.

Also, Miroku (InuYasha) ain't mine . There, the disclaimers are out the way.

Note: "Taisetsu" means "beloved"; "houshi" means "monk"

I am writing this particular songfic parody for three reasons:

One, because I want the world to know how I feel about Miroku (regardless of how far off the deep end they think I've gone)

Two, to celebrate the return of my dear friend, Priestess-of-Blue

Three, since my new friend, Lynn-Minmay-chan wrote a songfic called "Light My Fire" for me; I wanna return the favor and write a songfic for her enjoyment.

That and to show her what happens when I'm not occupied.

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(Guitar intro)

Miroku has got it goin' on
Miroku has got it goin' on
Miroku has got it goin' on
Miroku has got it goin' on

Back in zero three, 'bout a year ago-o-o-o (year ago)
That year, I saw your beautiful ey-ey-ey-eyes (beautiful eyes)
And that sparkling smile, I got so weak in the knees (weak in the knees)
I knew right then and there, it was love at first si-i-i-ight (love at first sight)

You know you workin' that body, you're so damn fine
You got it goin' on, ooh boy I wanna make you MINE!

Miroku has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Inuyasha can't you see
You're just not the guy for me
I don't care if it's wrong
I'm love with Miroku

Miroku has got it goin' on
Miroku has got it goin' on

Baby, do you remember when we hung 'round my pool? (hung 'round my pool)
You served me lemonade, with just a smile o-o-o-on (smile on) (whistles!)
Well, you had a smile and your trunks on too (life is so cruel) (pout)
You gazed into my eyes and said, "Baby, I love you, too-o-o-o" (I love you too)

And I know, it was all just a fantasy
But 'til you are my man, I will just drive myself CRAZY!

Miroku has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Inuyasha can't you see
You're just not the guy for me
I don't care if it's wrong
I'm in love with Miroku

(Music break)

Miroku, taisetsu houshi (taisetsu houshi)
I want you so, oh please come go with me (come go with me)
Inuyasha's hot, but he ain't got nothin' on you
I don't care if it's wrong
I'm in love with

Miroku
Ohhhh-ohh-ohhh (I'm in love with)
Miroku
Ohhhh-ohh-ohhh (Wait a minute)

Inuyasha can't you see
You're just not the guy for me
I don't care if it's wrong

I'm in love with Miroku