To be sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

You know Oro and Baki,
Zabusa and Sakon,
Aoi and Dosu,
And Gaara and Ukon.
But do you recall
The most psycho ninja of all?

Itachi the red-eyed ninja,
Had a very shiny kunai
And if you ever saw it
You would be about to die
All of the other Uchiha
Used to say he was the best
They never knew that Itachi
Wanted a new ninja test.

Then one foggy Konoha Eve
Sasuke came to say
"Nii-san with your eyes so red
Why did you make our family dead?"
Then all the ninja hated him
And they shouted out with fear
"Itachi the red-eyed ninja
Please keep far away from here!"

Itachi looked up from the paper. He glared at his smiling partner. "Not funny, Kisame. Not funny at all."