I Saw Nana Kissing Saruman

A parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

By: Eleniel

Disclaimer: I don't own the original song or LOTR. Just playing with someone else's toys.

I saw Nana kissing Saruman

In front of the palantir last night

She didn't see me creep

To the door to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked

In bed all warm and asleep

Then I saw Nana tickle Saruman

Underneath his beard so snowy white

Oh what a laugh it would've been

If Ada had only seen

Nana kissing Saruman last night