I'm Getting Grounded Forever

A parody of "I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas"

By: Eleniel

A/N: This is being sung by one of the twins at a relatively young age – probably around 8 human years or so. Also, the term 'forever' is used as it'd appear to a young child – literally forever, in their young minds. The grounding probably lasted for around a couple of weeks.

Disclaimer: I don't own the original song or the Lord of the Rings. This is a spat of Christmastime fun, and I'm getting nothing but a good laugh for playing in other peoples' sandboxes.

I broke my bow on brother's head

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a snake in nanny's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some juice on nana's dress

Somebody snitched on me

I made my twin eat a bug

Bought a slug with ada's ring

Somebody snitched on me

Oh, I'm getting grounded forever

Nana and ada are mad

I'm getting grounded forever

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad

I put a nail on Erestor's chair

Somebody snitched on me

I glued a bow in Glorfy's hair

Somebody snitched on me

I cut a hole in Celeborn's pants

Climbed a tree with Galadriel's dress

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me

So I'm getting grounded forever

Nana and ada are mad

I'm getting grounded forever

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad

I won't be in the tournament now

Somebody snitched on me

I won't get my new sword this yén1

Somebody snitched on me

Next yén I'll be going straight

Next yén I'll be good; just wait

I would start now but it's too late

Somebody snitched on me

So you better be good whatever you do

Cuz if you're bad, I'm warning you

You'll be getting grounded forever

1 – a yén is 144 years.