The Twelve Days of Midsummer

A parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

By: Eleniel

Disclaimer: I don't own the original song or the Lord of the Rings. This is a spat of Christmastime fun, and I'm getting nothing but a good laugh for playing in other peoples' sandboxes.

A/N: Midsummer is an Elven holiday.


On the first day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

A wargrider in a birch tree

On the second day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the third day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the fourth day of midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the fifth day of midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the sixth day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the seventh day of midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the eighth day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Eight nazgul screeching

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the ninth day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Nine of Sauron's horses

Eight Nazgul screeching

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the tenth day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Ten ugly orcs

Nine of Sauron's horses

Eight Nazgul screeching

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the eleventh day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Eleven poisoned pies

Ten ugly orcs

Nine of Sauron's horses

Eight Nazgul screeching

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

On the twelfth day of Midsummer

The Witch King sent to me

Twelve ways to end the world

Eleven poisoned pies

Ten ugly orcs

Nine of Sauron's horses

Eight Nazgul screeching

Seven palantiri

Six fell beasts a'roaring

Five golden plagues

Four noisy hobbits

Three silmarili

Two angry Elflords

And a wargrider in a birch tree

With the Witch King for a friend, who needs enemies...