EDIT: Hello Smoothie viewers! Please, excuse this horribly placed comment.

12/14- Hey, me again. Ack... about updates...

Okies, I've been sick for... quite awhile and now that the school semester is almost over, I not only have work to make up, but finals to work for too. Meaning that most of my break will be dedicated first and formost to finishing alla that stuff so I won't have more to work on once NEXT semester starts... I'm really trying to write more songs since it's Christmas time and well... it would make sense to post them now. So yeah, that's where I'm at...

Eh-hem, please return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

whhhheeeeee! it's alive! smoothie's alive!


disclaimer- i don't own yugioh. i own my unknown narrator though, and my Millennium Smoothie Machine.

italics - Narrator talking


Chapter One- Unrespected Narrator

Once upon a time, when characters could hear their narrators speak, and were respected, Yugi was bored out of his mind.

Yugi sat on his bed, staring at the wall, "I'm bored out of my mind."

I just said that!

Yugi shrugged, "It seemed important enough for me to reiterate."

So much for being respected. Anywho, Yugi went downstairs to the kitchen to call his friends and see what they were doing.

Yugi walked out of his room, and started down the stairs, only to stop on the first step, "Why don't I call them with the phone up here?"

I said you were going downstairs!

Yugi shrugged, "Okay," he continued down the stairs until he reached the bottom step, "I'm here. In the downstairs."

He walked into the kitchen and saw in surprise a smoothie machine.

Yugi furrowed his brows, "How am I surprised if I already know what's in there?"

DO YOU WANT TO DO MY JOB? CUZ THAT COULD BE ARRANGED!

Yugi's eyes became saucers before he walked into the kitchen. He put on a fake-surprised expression, "Oh, look! A smoothie machine!"

Yugi, being the curious little boy he is, decides to try to make himself a smoothie.

The tri-haired boy rubbed his stomach, "Mm-mm, what I wouldn't give for a smoothie," he skipped over to the fridge and got strawberry yogurt and strawberries. "So, let's see. We press this button and this button…" he dumped the ingredients in and pressed the flouf button, "I love 'em floufed."

Little does Yugi know…

The narrator presses a few buttons of his/her own to freeze time so Yugi can't hear them.

…the smoothie machine is actually a trap set by the evil Bakura and is the Millennium Smoothie Machine!

Time unfreezes.

Yugi's totally unawares what the Narrator just said, so therefore, found no need to worry, "Ah, what a wonderful day for a smoothie. But I couldn't possibly drink all of this myself."

That's cuz you're a midget.

The owner of the puzzle was deep in though, so he couldn't hear, "I know! I'll call Joey to come over! Then we can initiate Smoothie Day!" Yugi ran over to his address book.

Wow, he's really getting into this.

"Joey! Come over, I'm making smoothies!" Yugi yelled into the phone.

"Alrigh'! Count me in!" came Joey's voice.

Yugi hung up the phone, and turned back to the smoothie machine, "Well, I guess there's nothing left to do, but make the smoothies…"

Yugi pressed the button that would squirt the smoothies into glasses, when he got blown off his feet.

The teen was thrown up into the air, by a whirlwind created by the evil maker of smoothies, "AHHHHH!" he cried, "THIS MUST BE A TRAP SET BY THE EVIL BAKURA!"

All of a sudden, there was a big pouf of light and Bakura came into the kitchen.

Bakura laughed maniacally, "BWAHAHAHAH! YES, YUGI! YOU'VE FOUND OUT MY PLAN, BUT FAR TOO LATE TO STOP ME! NOW, WITH THE MILLENNIUM SMOOTHIE MACHINE'S MAGIC CONTROLLING YOU, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!"

Yugi cried, "NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" with a thud, the smoothie machine's whirlwind stopped and Yugi fell on the ground, lying helpless in front of Bakura.

The thief walked forward to the boy and took the Millennium Puzzle from Yugi's neck. He frowned and looked at the narrator, "That's all I do? That's very anti-climatic."

Tough it.

"Oh, well," Bakura shrugged, and turned back to face Yugi, "NOW YOUR MILLENNIUM PUZZLE IS MINE! BWAHAHAHHA!" he walked out the door, leaving Yugi alone unconscious.

Hm, no one to talk to.


me: (huggles smoothie story) i'm never ever letting you go again!

hiei: i left you before, and you never hugged me. (pouts)

has yugi just lost the millennium puzzle forever? will joey come in time to save the day? don't ask me! read chapter two to find out!

and review!