Have a very merry Christmas, m'dears!
Buckbeak the Gold and Grey Hippogriff
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Buckbeak the gold and grey hippogriff
Mutilated Malfoy's arm,
Hagrid tried to defend him,
He said, "Buckbeak wouldn't do no harm!"
But all the Ministry officials
Didn't believe a word he said.
Luius Malfoy bribed them
And now Buckbeak might end up dead!
Just before his execution
Harry came to say,
"Buckbeak with your golden rear
Take my Godfather away from here!"
And Sirius Black loved him
And escaped with him to Hawaii,
Buckbeak the gold and grey hippogriff,
You'll go down in 'Hogwarts: A History'!
When Snape Got Stuck Up The Chimney
(to the tune of When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney)
When Snape got stuck up the chimney
He began to shout:
"You dunderheads will have house points off
If you don't pull me out!
The floo powder's jinxed
The Weasleys, I think,
Will face expulsion for this.
If I ever get out of this chimney
I'll hex them and surely won't miss!"
I Saw Albus Kiss McGonagall
(to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause)
I saw Albus kiss McGonagall
Underneath the mistletoe last night
'Cause they didn't here me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
At all the treats the house elves
Wwere preparing for the feast.
Then, I saw Minny tickle Dumbledore
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Hermione had only seen
Albus kiss McGonagall