Have a very merry Christmas, m'dears!


Buckbeak the Gold and Grey Hippogriff

(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Buckbeak the gold and grey hippogriff

Mutilated Malfoy's arm,

Hagrid tried to defend him,

He said, "Buckbeak wouldn't do no harm!"

But all the Ministry officials

Didn't believe a word he said.

Luius Malfoy bribed them

And now Buckbeak might end up dead!

Just before his execution

Harry came to say,

"Buckbeak with your golden rear

Take my Godfather away from here!"

And Sirius Black loved him

And escaped with him to Hawaii,

Buckbeak the gold and grey hippogriff,

You'll go down in 'Hogwarts: A History'!

-x-

When Snape Got Stuck Up The Chimney

(to the tune of When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney)

When Snape got stuck up the chimney

He began to shout:

"You dunderheads will have house points off

If you don't pull me out!

The floo powder's jinxed

The Weasleys, I think,

Will face expulsion for this.

If I ever get out of this chimney

I'll hex them and surely won't miss!"

-x-

I Saw Albus Kiss McGonagall

(to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause)

I saw Albus kiss McGonagall

Underneath the mistletoe last night

'Cause they didn't here me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

At all the treats the house elves

Wwere preparing for the feast.

Then, I saw Minny tickle Dumbledore

Underneath his beard so snowy white.

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Hermione had only seen

Albus kiss McGonagall

Last night!