A/n: Yes, I was bored. This is probably totally out of tune but who cares.


On the first day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
The Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the second day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the third day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the forth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the fifth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the sixth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the seventh day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the eighth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Eight Lightning Flash's,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the ninth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Nine overdue assignments,
Eight Lightning Flash's,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the tenth day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Ten Rotguts rotting,
Nine overdue assignments,
Eight Lightning Flash's,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Eleven cyborgs switching,
Ten Rotguts rotting,
Nine overdue assignments,
Eight Lightning Flash's,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.

On the twelve day of Christmas Ace Lightning gave to me,
Twelve break-ups in the past month,
Eleven cyborgs switching,
Ten Rotguts rotting,
Nine overdue assignments,
Eight Lightning Flash's,
Seven Lady's 'shifting,
Six Staff's a shooting,
FIVE FAILING GRADES,
Four crystal balls exploding,
Three Lightning Knights,
Two broken gnomes,
And the Master Programmer on a power spree.