When Barney Went Mad!
Summery: What would happen if Barney turned evil? THIS! HELP ME! I'M CRAZY!!
Note: I don't own Pokemon or Barney Please don't sue!
CHAPTER 1 : The day peoples brains popped out of their ears.
One day a boy named John was making fun of the show Barney. " HAHAHAHA! BARNEY IS SO STUPID!HAHAHAHA!" He yelled making bits of chewed popcorn come out of his mouth. "Are you talking to me?" Barney asked angrily. John's eyes grew to the size of, … well, big eyes. " Uhhhhhh… YUP! YOUR SHOW IS GAY!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Barney started to shake uncontrollably. After having 500,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000 people laugh at him he finally snapped. In a supreme rage he jumped out of the t.v. and started to slap John in a girlie way. " TAKE . . . THIS . . . AND . . . THAT . . . AND . . . SOME . . . OF . . . THESE!" Barney yelled between each slap.
After 5 hours of : SLAP, "Ow," SLAP, "Ahhh," SLAP, "Whaa," SLAP, "Ohh a cookie!" John's head couldn't take the force of the slaps, and John's brain popped out of his right ear in a very unusual way. Trying to be polite Barney taped a note on John.
Dear John's parent's,
Sorry, about killing your son in a complete rage.
When I take over the world you'll get a charming
gift basket for being good sports.
Barney then ran out of the house to seek revenge on the people who made fun of him. He went to a local Walmart (that was conveniently located next door to John's house.) to stock up on supplies. Barney took out his newly bought tape recorder and started to sing the "I-love-you" song into it . Then for some strange reason everyone in Walmart stopped what they were doing, ran outside, and committed suicide. " Well,
what's the matter with them?" Barney asked no one. As Barney stepped outside there was a group of squirrels laughing and pointing. "HEY, STOP LAGHING AT ME!" Barney said on the verge of tears. The squirrels laughed harder. " S-S-S-STOP L-LAUGHING!" Barney cried tears falling down his face. The Squirrels had tears to, but not from crying.
By this time barney couldn't even talk, he was crying so much. The squirrels couldn't take it any more, the were laughing so hard no more noise was coming out of their mouths. Then suddenly the squirrels exploded from laughter. "How did that happen? Oh, well." And off Barney skipped to the next city. About half way there He saw a spiky haired boy and an eevee ahead of him. Hearing footsteps behind him Gary Oak turned around and his eyes lit up. " Oh- My- God. I'MYOURBIGGESTFAN!!!" Gary said rather fast. " Can I have your autograph?" Gary asked hopefully. "Uh sure" Barney said and wrote : Barney Q. Dinosaur on a piece of paper. The moment Gary touched that piece of paper he died of shock. "NO!!" Barney yelled. " HE WAS MY BIGGEST FAN!"
Barney started to slap Gary in the face " Live!" Slap "Live" Slap "LIVE DARN YOU!!" Then Barney slapped him so hard Gary's Brain Popped out of his left ear. "NOOO!!!" In a saddened rage Barney through Gary 50,000 miles away. Eevee screamed and followed his dead master. Barney started weeping uncontrollably in the middle of the road. During that time people passing by on that road, ran away, and fell off a cliff. The people who owned that road and city had to close down the road and make a new one for they would get sued for all those people who died.
Well that's it for chapter one. Do you like it? Love it? PLEASE REVIEW!!! Next Chapter will be longer.