CHAPTER 2 : They Finally Meet Barney.

While camping in the forest Ash, Misty, Tracy, and Brock saw a disturbing sight. . . Gary's dead body landed on Tracy. Tracy then died having his dead crush land on him. (I hate Tracy, I also think he is gay!?) Ash, Misty, and Brock screamed. Then they all saw Barney. " Hi Barney." Gary said. "Hold it" Ash said angrily to the author/ narrator. "Gary should be dead." Ash said as he hit Gary's head off with Misty's mallet. "Don't question me! L" I said angrily. "THIS IS MY STORY! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!! NOW BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! "No." Ash said stubbornly. "Bow DOWN!" "I don't wanna." Ash said

"I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU AND YOUR SASS MISTER!!!"I Thundered. I waved my finger. Suddenly Ash's cloths disappeared and he was wearing my little pony underwear. "THAT"S IT YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW!" Ash screamed.

"BRING IT ON TUBBY!!" I yelled. In fact Ash had been eating a lot of hamburgers lately. Ash jumped in the air but before he could touch the computer screen he was launched back to the ground in a very painful way. "Er. . . Pikachu USE THUNDER!!!" Ash shrieked. There soon was a loud explosion and me and my computer were flying trough the air. I quickly typed something on the keyboard and a 20,000,000 ton anvil fell on Pikachu.

"NOW DO YOU FEAR MY POWER'S?" "NO!" Ash yelled. I waved my finger and Ash's thumb started to bend back. "NOW!??!" "Yes" Ash whimpered weakly. "Good" I stated, calming down. "Eke-hem." Barney cleared his throat. "Oh yeah." Brock said. "RUN!" Our heroes ran through the forest, jumping over bushes, pokemon, and hotdogs. "You think a fat dinosaur would be slow!" Misty exclaimed. "Take this fatty!" Ash screamed and through a rock at him.

"Poke ball, Go!!" Brock yelled. The ball smacked Barney in the face and in a flash of red light he was in the ball. The ball shook for a minute or two and it stopped. Ash quickly grabbed the ball and chucked it to the city.

The ball hit the ground about 12 minutes later and a crack formed in the it. The ball then got stepped on and Barney bounced out the ball. "Run for your lives it's a gay Dinosaur!" A random boy screamed. " Hey you were making fun of me!" Barney said, stating the obvious. He then toke out a grenade and through it at the boy. It then started to sing "I-love- you". Blood leaked out of the boy's ears and he fell to the ground - - dead. Barney had done this to quite a lot of people til he even had the cops after him. " Calling all units, Calling all units, We have a code: 2645/Yellow/19." "You saying we have a gay purple dinosaur attacking the city?" "Hell yeah." "You made fun of me!!!" A familiar voice said on the other line. "KA- -BAMM!!!!" "Are you there man!??!" The cop asked worryingly. "Your next." A sinister voice said on the other line. "Calling all units, Calling all units, RUN OUT OF THE CITY LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!!!" But sadly before most of them could get out of the city they died. " Bloody, hell it looks like Voldemort was here." Ron said "Dude" Ash suddenly stated. "your in the wrong story." "Oh, Yeah" Ron retorted " Then you tell me what happened here." "I don't know" Ash replied. "but I'm sure a writers convince will fill us in." They all turned to me. "WHAT THE HELL!" I screamed. "HAVENT YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?! BARNEY DID ALL THIS! AND YOUR IN THE WRONG STORY RON!!" "Oh what do you know?" Ron yelled to me. "Here we go again again." Ash whispered to Misty. "I'M THE AUTHOR, BOW DOWN TO ME!!" "Nope." "I would kill you right now Ron, but I have typer's block so we will continue to fight until I think of something." "Blah, Blah, Blah." "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. "Blah, Blah." "Blah, Blah, Bla--" "I got it!" I screamed. "And I just lost it." "Blah, Blah." "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah." "Bl-"

"We interrupt this program to give you this important news flash from another world. We now take you live with our interviewer, Ike Otherpeoplesbusiness." "So mister Potter, it's rumored you got married. "Yes, that's true." "To who?" "Hermione Granger!" "Well, we now take you back to your program all ready in progress."

"-ah Blah Blah." "Blah B-" "Hold it . . . Barney did all this?" "A little slow Ash?" I questioned.". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MICHEAL, HI!" Ash screamed. " Ash when you trough the Pokeball It hit the ground and cracked and then Barney broke out." " What? Hi Michael!" Ash said again. I turned to Misty. "Can I borrow your mallet?" "Sure." Bamm Crash Crack . "So your saying it was my fault Barney got out?" We all glared at Ash. "What do you think?" Misty asked. "Sorry." Ash said flatly. Suddenly a grenade fell from the sky. "RUN! ITS GOING TO SING!!!" Brock shouted. We all ran away but Ron wasn't fast enough. "I'll hang this on my wall." A Ron Weasley fan girl said and picked up his dead body. "Well that was awkward" Ash said dumbfounded. "Hey I wanted that!!" Brock screamed and chased after the strange girl. " You'll never get it!" The girl thundered; foam coming out of her mouth. "Onix go!" Brock called. When Onix came out of the ball hearts formed in his eyes. Onix swooped down and grabbed Ron by his mouth and ran to the city. "Come back here!!!" Brock and the girl said angrily. Onix shook his head. "ONIX!!!" Brock yelled. Onix continued to race for the city. Brock and the fan girl ran after Onix. "Well we're alone." Ash said to Misty. "Yup.". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They suddenly pressed their lips together and fell to the floor.

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