Hi everyone tis me! I have a christmas treat for y'all, it''s a POTC version of the night before christmasa lil crazy butI wrote it what can you expect?

And I'm still waiting to get 10 reveiws for the last chapter of my parody so go reveiw if you want me to update that!

Disclaimer:I don't own POTC or "The night before christmas" I merely borrowed it without permissionoff a wonderful poet called Clement Clarke Moore.


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the boat

Not a creature was stirring, not even the goat;

The stockings were hung on the mast with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The crew were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of treasure danced in their heads.

As the captain in his cabin, bent over a map,

The crew settled down for a long winter's nap

When out on the deck there arose such a clatter,

Captain sprang to the door to see what was the matter.

Away to the deck he flew like a flash,

Plopping on his hat and tying his sash.

The moon on the sails gave a winter's glow,

And reflected off the water below;

When, what to his wondering eyes should there be,

But a skeletal Santa for all to see!

Through his ragged red suit his bones did show,

He looked around and chuckled "Ho ho ho!"

More rapid than wind his reindeer they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Slasher! now, Chancer! now, Trancer and Jinkson!

On, Sonnet! on Stupid! on, Honda and Kitzen!

Quickly now to the top of the hull!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As bony as Santa, if not worse;

These reindeer too, must have had the curse.

So up to the hull the cursed sleigh it flew,

With the back full of toys and Saint Nicolas too,

And then, in a twinkling, Jack heard on the deck,

The clatter of hooves as they ended their trek.

Captain Jack stood, watching open mouthed,

As Santa walked across the deck, not making a sound;

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

It was ragged and dirty and made him like a crook;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a robber though the mask he did lack.His eyes - how they glinted, his cheek bones how scary!

His face was hollow, like half eaten cherry!

His teeth were showing although his smile was warm,

And the beard of his chin was as grey as a storm.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

His rib cage showed as his hollow belly,

And he had a red hat and little black wellys.

He looked like a skeletal over grown elf,

And Jack laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon let the captain know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, upon his sleigh he rose;

This skeletal team, what a funny sight!

"Get going!" he said "We don't have all night!"

And Jack heard him exclaim, for all to hear

"That blasted ship! Trouble every year!"

Now asI gave you a little xmas prezziI think it's only fair if you return the favour and reveiw to let me know what you thought of it. Flame me if you please just make my christmas and leave me lots of reveiws!

NowI have one thing left to say


(It's day time but what the hell have a great christmas!)

xxx lil-blonde-pirate xxx