Title: Secret Santa

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Raven/Beast Boy, Robin/Starfire, Cyborg/Jinx

Rating: PG

Summary: A strange, seasonal villain gives the Teen Titans something to think about for the holiday season.

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.

Author's Notes: And, the story goes on. I suppose the chapters would look a mite more impressive if all this story informational crap at the beginning weren't there, hm?

Secret Santa
Chapter 4

"What's happening in here? I heard the window break." A sleepy voice called. The door slid open, and Secret Santa stopped in his tracks, hoping he blended in with the sofa enough to hide. No such luck.

A sleepy Beast Boy walked through the door and, with one look, became slightly more awake. His attention gathered in the whole scene, swiveling mainly from the mystery figure in the Santa suit to infuriated, mistletoe-ridden Raven.

Much to Secret Santa's distress, Beast Boy's focus stayed on him. "Who are you? What did you do to Raven? …and is that our toaster?"

This line thus prompted the next round of battle in which Secret Santa tried to flee and Beast Boy transformed into a monkey and leapt from his present spot to catch onto Secret Santa's hat. Secret Santa jumped out of the way to avoid the monkey, tripping over (and subsequently taking with him) the cords of the controllers to Beast Boy and Cyborg's game station to head for the open window.

Beast Boy squealed as he watched the thief make off with his most prized possession. "No, don't steal that! That's my controller!"

Secret Santa paused before the window, taking this new information into account. If he took the controller, then the green one had given something to him. If that was the case, then Secret Santa should probably give the green one something in return.

Christmas Spirit surrounded Beast Boy, and when he opened his eyes again, all he saw was a bundle of Raven hurtling into him. They both sailed over the couch, Beast Boy landing roughly on his back with Raven on top of him. Beast Boy was sure he broke a bone in his behind, but didn't have much time to dwell on that as Raven, probably as a result of having mistletoe attached to her head and Christmas Spirit in her head, landed a big kiss on his mouth.

Needless to say, Beast Boy was indisposed enough for Secret Santa to make his daring escape.

…well, not quite.