Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other possible shows in this Fic. Okay, we're set. Now I don't have to do this anymore, right?

AN: No offense to anyone who likes Tea, but this is a major Tea-bashing-fic. Sometimes, quite literally. NOW!! On with the story!

Chapter One: Beginnings

"Yugi, can I talk to you?" Tea asked shyly, after school was over.

"Not without spouting speeches you can't," Yugi muttered under his breath. He cleared his throat and said," Sure, Tea, where and when?"

"Here and now, please?" Tea suggested.

"Oh, okay. What's up?" Yugi asked.

"Yugi, I think I like you. I want our friendship to be more than friendship! Yet still be the wonderful friendship we had before now! We can still be friends, yet more than friends! We'll always be friends, together forever," Tea finished her speech to see Yugi was gone, and everyone was staring at her. "What're you staring at?" Tea yelled. Everyone around her scattered, afraid of the wrath of friendship-obsessed-Tea.

In his room, Yugi sat on his bed, rocking back and forth, saying, and "this is all a dream. Just a horrible nightmare. I will wake up tomorrow and none of this will have happened. None of it. It will be normal tomorrow, and Tea will not love me, and I will never have to hear another speech again…."

A man poofed in in a dress. The man looked suspiciously like Marik. Not The good Marik, the bad. (AN: I don't like Namu…)

"Who're you?" Yugi sniffled, looking at the strangely Marik-looking person.

"I am your Fairy Godfather," The dude said. He then muttered under his breath, "Actually, I'm just trying to escape from the shadow realm."

"Cool! Will you help me? Tea just admitted her love for me, and I'm afraid," Yugi asked helplessly.

"Wow. I'm sorry. But I will help you. I will grant you one wish," Yugi's Godfather said and smiled forcefully.

"Cool! I wish that Tea was in love with…um…Seto Kaiba!" Yugi cried out.

"Your wish has been granted," Yugi's godfather said, pulling out the millennium rod.

"That's a strange wand," Yugi said.

"Oh! Umm…some guy gave it to me…yeah…" Yugi's godfather smiled and sweat dropped. Then he poofed away in a real hurry.

Tea fell sleep, feeling weird and dreaming about Seto Kaiba.

Hello all! This is only my second fic, and I hope you like it. If you like Tea, I suggest you don't read any more. This will be a fic where Tea is bashed in head a lot. (And sometimes, quite literally) I hope you enjoy it, and laugh a lot without dieing. But if you do die from laughing, don't hurt me. Or sue me. Thanks and goodbye for now!