Rave: Heh- I was amused, so I re-wrote it. Happy New Year everyone!

Disclaimer: Rave does NOT own Yu-gi-oh! Nor is she Kazuki Takahashi. She also doesn't own the original song.

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Bakura Went Down to Domino (The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)

Bakura went down to Domino he was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind, he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.
Bakura came 'cross this young man shufflin' a deck and playin' 'em hot.
Then Bakura jumped up on a hickory stump, and he said
"Boy lemme tell you what!
I guess you didn't know it, but I am a duelist too. And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."
Now you play a pretty good duel boy, but give the devil his due; I bet a Puzzle of gold against your soul"cos I think I'm better than you."

The boy said "My name's Yuugi and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Yuugi shuffle up your deck and duel with your heart
cos hell's broke loose in Domino and Bakura deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Puzzle made of gold
But if you lose, Bakura gets your soul.

Bakura drew his hand of cards and he said "I'll start this show."
Fire flew from his fingertips as he saw the cards he chose.
He set two trap cards out face-down and he made a deadly growl.
Then the Shadow Demons joined in and this is how it played out.

When Bakura finished, Yuugi said "Well you're pretty good, you thief.
But sit down in this chair right there and pay attention to me."

"Monster in defence mode, card face down.
Bakura's invading Domino Town.
Ending my turn, it's your move- GO!
Grandpa does your dog bite?
'No, child, no.'"

Bakura bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden Puzzle on the ground at Yuugi's feet.
Yuugi said " Kura just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
And I told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
He played:

"Monster in defence mode, card face down.
Bakura's invading Domino Town.
Ending my turn, it's your move- GO!
Grandpa will your dog bite?
'No, child, no."
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Rave: I know Jii-chan doesn't have a dog, but in this song, he does.

Jii-chan: bad dog! DOWN! HEEL!

Rave: Shall I sic him? Or will I be nice? Hmmm...

Jii-chan: he's humping my leg! get him off my leg! AAAAUUUGGH!!!