Disclaimer: None of the characters in this story are mine or Ari's, (though we wish…) They are, for all intents and purposes Rumiko Takahashi's, Yu Watase's, Yoshihiro Togashi's, Nobuhiro Watsuki's, and Kazuki Takahashi's. So there! I wrote the disclaimer. You happy now, Ari?

The First Incident

It Has Feelings, Too!!

by Luna

"Kuwabara!" Yusuke screamed up the stairs.

"Whadda ya want, Urameshi?" Kuwabara screamed back.

"Why don't you both shut up?!" Kurama yelled from in front of the T.V., unable to hear the program he was watching.

"How about we all shut up?!" Hiei yelled as he came out of the kitchen. He had been cooking lunch.

Kuwabara did a faceplant on the stairs while Yusuke pointed and laughed moronically.

"What... is so funny?" Hiei asked, coming out of the kitchen into the hall.

Kurama came into the hallway and immediately stopped. He cocked an eyebrow and pointed at Hiei questioningly.

Hiei looked down and then looked back at everyone while he turned a bright shade of red, realizing what had just happened.

"Where did you get that?" Inu-Yasha asked as he walked into the kitchen behind Kurama, looking for food.

"It came yesterday. I ordered it about a week ago." Hiei said.

Inu-Yasha dropped the bag of chips he found, Kurama sweatdropped, and Kuwabara and Yusuke lay on the ground laughing.

"What is it?" Miroku yelled from the living room.

"Oh nothing! It's just Hiei's adorable little apron!" Kuwabara yelled between laughs.

"HAHAHAHA-" Miroku began to laugh.

"Miroku! Shut up! Be nice to poor wittle Hiei!" Sesshó said as he smacked Miroku over the head.

"Say 'wittle' one more time and I'm gonna beat your wittle face in." Hiei warned as he took off his apron.

"Awww... Is poor wittle Hiei getting weally angry now?" Sesshó asked in a mocking, childish voice.

Inu Yasha stood twitching. "Sesshó, stop... You're an embarrassment to nature."

"Listen to dog-boy, Fluffy." Hiei growled coldly, glaring at them.

"Ooh! Well, wittle Hiei's weally mad now isn't he? Uh oh, he's going to twy and beat me up now, isn't wittle Hiei?"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"This is really stupid." Kaiba whispered to Chichiri. (The rest of the people in the house had heard the commotion and came to see what was happening.)

"No da."

"Okay, okay. Break it up." Yugi said as he stepped in between Sesshó and Hiei.

"Watch your back, Fluffy." Hiei said.

Tap, tap, tap. Hiei turned around to look at Kurama. "What?!?!"

Kurama pointed at Yusuke and Kuwabara. Everyone looked down the hallway and twitched.

"I love that pillow!" Yusuke cried.

"It's a pillow!" Kuwabara shot back.

"YOU THINK I'M WEIRD, WEARING AN APRON WHILE THIS STUPID HUMAN IS COMPLAINING ABOUT A PILLOW!?!?!" Hiei bellowed, outraged.

"Do not forget that it is frilly..." Kurama pointed out.

"EXACTLY!! IT'S A GREEN, FRILLY PILLOW, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!" Hiei yelled, bewildered at the pathetic weakness.

"Which is exactly what he's doing..." Shizuru mumbled to Inu.

All of a sudden, a little black pig burst through the door followed by a girl with red hair. Everyone looked at them and sighed.

Yukina and Akane got up, got some warm water and threw it (literally) on Ryoga and Ranma. They began transforming, and when they stopped, they were sprawled out over the ground.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE????!!!" Shampoo screamed randomly.

"Ummm... Shampoo, calm down... It's just Ranma and Ryoga." Sango said.

Blink-blink

"Anyway... Kuwabara! Just gimme back my pillow!" Yusuke yelled quickly.

Everyone did a faceplant.

"IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT???!!!" Hiei yelled.

"Obviously." Kurama whispered.

"Hey! Please Kuwabara! I'll do anything!" Yusuke begged.

"It's just a stupid pillow!" Kuwabara replied as he threw the pillow down the stairs.

Yusuke ran up the stairs and proceeded to beat the snot out of Kuwabara right in front of Yukina and everyone else, as usual.

"Well, looks like Yusuke's back to normal." Shizuru said as they all went back to the T.V.

"Kurama! Do you have to sit three inches from the T.V.?" Botan yelled.

"Yes." Kurama said as Yusuke came into the living room clutching his pillow, having finished beating Kuwabara senseless...