Disclaimer: Voldemort, deathereaters and such belong to JK Rowling. Original song "Hakuna Matata" belongs to Lion King, Disney and its respective lyricist and composer. I'm just playing around.

Author's notes: This is the third instalment of the Song Series, the first being Snape's Song and the second being Gryffindor's Song. Please review!

This is dedicated to jennavere, one my favourite authors whose man-bag carrying Voldemort in Dragontamer inspired me to write this.
This is also for my bestest friend icetinkles!

Update 28th Dec: this is reposted because apparently I violated the guidelines by posting it in chat form. So to prevent another of such unwanted accidents, I'm sorry if readers fail to capture my true intention, something FFnet has no regard it. Anyway, I think you can make sense of the first and second person, the first being Voldemort, (who'll go I.. blah blah) and the Deatheaters who will go (You... blah blah)


Voldemort's Song

(Based on "Hakuna Matata" from Lion King, Disney)

Avada kedevra, what a wonderful phrase!

Avada kedevra, ain't no mercy gave!

it means no breathing, for the rest of your days!

It's our problem free, philosophy…

Avada kedevra!

Why, when he was still at Hogwarts…

When I was still at Hogwarts! (opera sounding Voldemort)

He found in the school library the Darks Arts collections

And was obsessed with the means of grave destructions

I'm Hogwarts headboy, though I am Slytherin

And I hate to be named after my kin

Oh! What a shame!

He was ashamed!

Thoughta changing my name!

Oh, what's in a name!

But I got defeated …

Who did you in?

That slimy old sh…

Hey, Dark Lord, not in front of THAT kid!

Oh, sorry.

Avada kedevra! What a wonderful phrase!

Avada kedevra! Ain't no mercy gave!

It means no breathing, for the rest of your days!

It's our problem free, philosophy…

Avada kedevra!


Please go read the other song fics in this series! Please review too! Tell me what you want next, ok?