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A/N: Yes, I know, very, very, very short but I'm sorry! I just couldn't think of what to write anymore and I thought you shouldn't be deprived for longer than this… lol forgive me? I'm sorry this is so short and overdue. My excuse is writing block at exams. Yes, we in Australia are in exam period! Not cool! 'Glares at the outside world' boo. Lol. Oh well. Anyways, I do hope you like and please review! Please note this is not edited so there may be a few mistakes! Love you all heaps!

The Day I Woke up in my Best Friend's Bed

Chapter Seventeen: Back Home We Go! Part One

"Harry, have you packed everything?" I called through to the bedroom from the bathroom.

"Yes!" he called back, pulling his socks and shoes on.

"You sure?" I asked, coming out of the bathroom and putting my hands on my hips and raising an eyebrow at him.

Harry grinned and said, "I'm very sure Hermione."

"Good boy," I said, smiling as I went over to sit down next to him. "So, we're ready to go home?"


"Have you paid for the room?"


"And do you want to go home now?"

"Sure," Harry said smiling and leaning over and pecking me on the cheek. "We'll apparate back home."

Not five minutes after we were home there was a very loud knocking on our door. I smiled to myself as I walked to the door and opened it to find Mr and Mrs Weasley, Ron and Luna and Ginny and Draco.

"Come in guys," I said, moving back to make way for them all to walk through the door.

"How was it?" Ron asked, coming through first and kissing me on the cheek as he walked past.

"Fantastic," I said smiling as everyone piled into the corridor, kissing me and hugging me before we walked into the living room.

"Hey Ron!" Harry said grinning as he turned around. "Hey guys!"

"We just wanted to see how Paris was dear," Mrs Weasley said, walking over to him and kissing him on the cheek.

"Oh, it was fantastic," Harry said grinning and looking over at me. "We went to the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, flying around the French countryside. We just started wandering one day along one of the country lanes outside of the city and found these beautiful little gardens along it."

"Well, it sounds like fun," Ginny said, smiling at me.

"It was. Now, would you all like to sit down and would anyone like a cup of tea?" I asked as everyone sat down and made themselves at home.

"Yes please," they all said.

"Alright," I said, walking into the kitchen.

"They're finally gone," Harry said, grinning as he pulled me on top of him one everyone had left.

"Yes, they are," I said, smirking down at him and kissing his lips softly. "But we have to talk to Dumbledore Harry."

He sighed and said, "C'mon Hermione."

"Later Harry," I said, kissing his lips again.

"Oh alright," he said in an exasperated voice.

I laughed at him and slid off him onto the ground. "Can you call him sweetie?"

"If I must," he said, still in that exasperated voice.

"Baby," I said, poking my tongue out at him.

"Tease," he retorted, now smirking at me. He stood up, kissed my cheek and walked over to the fireplace and took out the Floo Powder. He threw some into the fireplace, knelt down and shouted something that was muffled by the green flames surrounding his head. Soon, he pulled his head back out of there and stood back up. "He's coming," he said, walking back over to me.

With a loud 'crack' Dumbledore appeared in a swishing of his robes. "What was it you two wanted?" the old man asked, smiling at them.

"We wanted to talk to you about something," Hermione said briskly. "Would you like to sit down Albus?"

"No, no Hermione, I'm quite fine. What was it?"

"Ah …" Hermione trailed off and blushed slightly.

"Well Albus, it's just that whenever we …" Harry trailed off this time, blushing too.

"Yes," Dumbledore said after a moment, with a knowing look in his eye.

"Her eyes have been sort of blazing. Like they're on fire," Harry finished.

Dumbledore frowned and looked thoughtful for a second. "Before or after?" he asked.

Harry blushed an even deeper red and said, "During."

Dumbledore nodded and frowned again, thinking hard.

"It started happening after we got married," Hermione added.

"Hmm," Dumbledore murmured. "Well, it's probably the babies. Hermione would you mind if I took a look at them?"

She shook her head and lifted her shirt to expose her stomach.

Dumbledore took out his wand and waved it. Her stomach was suddenly almost transparent, showing the two small objects close together. He smiled and took the charm off her stomach.

"Well?" Hermione asked.

"Well," Dumbledore said. "The babies are fine."

Harry frowned and said, "What's wrong with Hermione's eyes though?"

"It's a reaction to the … feelings you experience. There's nothing to worry about, you're not harming your children. I believe they enhance the experience," he said with a twinkle in his eye.

Hermione blushed deeply and said in a small voice, "Thank you Albus."

"Anytime," the old man said, chuckling at the couple. "If you have any more problems please floo me."

"Alright then," Harry said, shaking Dumbledore's hand. "Thanks."

Dumbledore smiled at the pair and disapparated.

"Oh God that was embarrassing," Hermione said, holding her head in her hands.

"You know, I think he found it funny," Harry said thoughtfully and beginning to smirk. "Bloody pervert of an old man."

"Harry!" Hermione exclaimed, slapping his arm.

"Ouch Hermione!" he said, holding his arm and wincing. "That hurt."

"Good," she muttered, crossing her arms.

"Oh come on Mione, you must've thought it was just a little amusing from his point of view?"

"Of course it was funny for him! But it's mortifying for me!"

"It was your idea to ask him."

"Oh be quiet."

A/N: thanks for the great reviews! Here are replies to questions and amusing reviews!

MahoganySwirl: lol I'd hoped that the title had that effect.. thanks!

DarkFarieQueen: na its not on Portkey… I should probably get an account on there… 'sighs' lol I'm just not bothered. I have far too many accounts on different websites.

Tamar-Shakira: ooh I'm sorry did I spoil it for you? Oh sweetie I'm sorry! 'Hugz' lol hope you liked!

StarAngel613: Ah, you never know sweetie, you never know…

clarinetbandgeek07: actually, I've had a request for a draco/hermione and I'm just working out how to write it at the moment… hopefully I'll be able to get past my many writing blocks, finish this story and start properly writing that story. Anyways thanks heaps!

LOTRlover1066: lol this update is rather overdue and short… sorry lol. Hope you liked.

heownesmysoulforever: lol rather amusing review there… uh, I actually have no idea what inuyasha is about… but na I don't write smallville… I haven't watched it enough and it was cancelled here in Australia 'pouts' I don't get my daily dose of Tom Welling anymore. Lol

jltat: omg someone else agrees with me! Hermione so did a complete 180 in personality eh! Gah I'd love to hit JKR… I'm sorry but the Hermione of the OOTP would never have gone off to snog some random to make Ron of all people jealous. Lol Sorry seems I haven't been ranted out… 'smiles sweetly' hope you liked.

hypa4evr: Lol I'm not gonna jump on you and hurt you… yeah I probably shouldn't've told people what happens… but I was irritated and I needed to say all of that. And from the wonderful response from my beautiful reviewers they all agree with me! But thanks heaps sweetie… hope you liked!

Lil-Breaking-Benjamin: 'grins' it seems they have

Wytil: No, it wont kill funny pairings. Draco/Ginny is a good ship, I support it myself and I reckon they're good together, if Draco was good or Ginny was evil. I personally hope she turns out evil but hey, probably not gonna happen lol. But I'd just like to point out that even though JKR's put out our hopes of HHr happening, I'm still writing. Funny ships like Draco/Ginny and others will always be around, believe me. My friend hids will make sure of that.

A/N: Alrighty-o… a couple of answers there and once again, a HUGE thankyou to all of you who reviewed! Quite a few of you said that you agreed with me about my last A/N… 'grins' ah man, I love you all so much! Thankyou so much for your wonderful, wonderful, wonderful support! Now, I have a few favours to ask of you. Please review this… I'm so sorry this was so overdue and short… but I'll try to write more since my exams are finished now and we do nothing for the rest of the term. And second… I've written a oneshot and its up here… called Hold Me. I'd just like to ask you guys to read it. It's pretty angsty but I guess you lot can deal lol. Anyways… please review this and if you could read that for me that'd be abfab! Love you all heaps!