WHEEE for BOREDOM and TOO MUCH HARRY POTTER!!! For any of you who actually want to read this, CHAPTER TWO IS EVEN FUNNIER! This was written in collaberation with Me, Myself, and the Most Worshipful Brotherhood of the Wombat. I have Mine, Mine, and the Brotherhood's permission to post it here. ENJOY!
#### 'Tis a Watermelon...###
(Harry, Hermione and Ron are sitting around in the Gryffindor common room. It's a Saturday, there's nothing to do. Hermione spots a large, round green thing in the corner.)
HERMIONE: Harry, Ron, what is that?
RON: 'Tis a watermelon.
(Harry and Hermione stare at him.)
RON: Well we can't just all sit here saying "what" all day, can we?
HARRY: Would you rather go visit Snape? Or maybe Hermione could go sleep with him, that seems to happen a lot on this website.
RON: What's a website?
HERMIONE: 'Tis a watermelon.
(Ron and Harry stare at her.)
RON: Eh, now don't start that again!
HERMIONE: Isn't that from a movie?
RON: What's a movie?
HARRY: 'Tis a watermelon.
(Hermione and Ron are staring at Harry when Ginny walks in. Seeing Harry, she leaps and tackles him.)
GINNY: HARRY IS MINE! HE'S MY LLAMA!
RON: Ginny, have you been talking to He-whose-name-I-cannot-say-or-else-I-will-fry-in-hell again?
GINNY: (blushing and getting off Harry) Yes... Sorry, Harry.
HARRY: (dazed) It's alright... Llama... Watermelon...
HERMIONE: We should probably all study. Group study time!
RON: No! No! Please, GOD NO!
HARRY: You know what else happens a lot on this website?
HERMIONE AND RON: What?
HARRY: Hey, Ginny, get back on top of me.
HERMIONE: (slaps Harry)
RON: Hey! Whatch it, you trying to give him another scar?!
HERMIONE: Oh, Ron, stop being such a retarded, half-wit imbecile.
GINNY: Hey, don't say retarded, it's not politically correct!
RON: What's politically correct.
GINNY: 'Tis a watermelon.