A/N- .. Oops, it's been a while, eh? lol. I've been busy. Anyways, this is a cowritten one-shot with my friend Outsider Sapient. Enjoy, flame, review, all that good stuff! Sorry it's so short, it was a spur thing; no point to it. I have a longer one coming when I find the notebook.

Title: Two Seconds

Author: Hearts Desire (and Outsider Sapient)

Rating: PG slash / Incest

Jeff Hardy sighed heavily as he plopped out on the bed in his hotel room. The mattress was too hard, he decided. He bounced a little bit. No.. it was too soft. He bounced again. Maybe it was just right.. He bounced more.

"What are you doing?"

Jeff glanced at his brother and bounced again, "I'm trying to figured out whether or not I like this bed."

"Well didn't you ever listen when Daddy said no jumping on the bed? So stop."

Matt set his bags down on the other bed and started to unpack his clothes. He stopped and sighs huffily when Jeff continued moving on the other bed, causing the springs to creek.

"Jeffry!"

"Sorry.."

"Thank you."

Jeff mimicked his brother and jumped from the bed he'd been laying on to sit next to Matt's bags on the bed. Matt looked up slowly.

"Do you need something, Jeff?"

"A kiss." Jeff nodded.

"Not now, I need to get things unpacked and then we have to go meet everyone for dinner."

"It only takes two seconds. Just a quick kiss."

"I have better things to do with two seconds at the moment. Go get cleaned up, we have to leave soon."

"I will if you give me a kiss." Jeff grinned.

"All this time you spend arguing and you could be dressed already."

"I am dressed."

Matt looked over and scanned his eyes over Jeff. A red mesh shirt, black pants with tears in them, a white shirt tucked in his back pocket and his body paint still on from his match earlier. Not to mention he had doodled and written all over himself on the way to the hotel.

"You are not going to dinner with Vince McMahon looking like that. Go find something better to wear. Something ... nice."

"Give me a kiss first."

"Maybe after."

Jeff sighed heavily and grabbed his bag, going into the bathroom. Matt grinned, finally getting the time to get dressed and fix himself up while Jeff was showering and dressing in the bathroom. A short while later, Matt was standing in front of the mirror, fixing his dress tie and his hair.

"Jeff, come on, we're gonna be late!"

The bathroom door swung open and Jeff stepped out.

"I look like an idiot."

Matt looked over his shoulder then turned around. Jeff had put on a pair of nice dress pants and a black shirt. All the paint and writing were gone .. or at least covered up. His hair was slicked back into a ponytail.

"Dare I say it, Jeff ... you look really nice."

Jeff sighed, "This deserves more than just a kiss."

Matt walked to his brother and looked him over before giving him a quick kiss.

"Now come on, we have to get to the dinner."

Matt led Jeff from the hotel room, "And if you behave, I'll give you plenty more than a kiss when we get back..."

Jeff smirked and bounded after his brother. He knew Matt would give in all along.

FIN