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THE MISADVENTURES OF CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH
One day Cloud and Sephiroth decided to go to the theater.
"Yippee!" Cloud said as he bounced down the sidewalk. Sephiroth rolled his eyes.
"Can you please stop that…You're embarrassing me!" he said.
"Aww!" Cloud said. "You're no fun!"
"You're right…I'm not…That's why I'm taking you to the movies…" Sephiroth said in an annoyed tone of voice.
"Yay! We're here!" Cloud said.
"Yes…Yes…Whatever…" Sephiroth said. He walked up to the window and purchased the tickets. Then they walked inside. They saw a young man standing by the place where they rip the tickets. The man's nametag red "Slayn."
"Good evening gentlemen…" Slayn said politely as he ripped the tickets. "That would be theater three on your right…enjoy the show…" Slayn handed the tickets back.
"Thanks" Sephiroth said.
"I gotta pee!" Cloud said jumping up and down.
"Then go baka!" Sephiroth said.
"Okay!" Cloud said as he ran into the women's bathroom. Sephiroth slapped his hand to his face and followed Cloud. Suddenly there were a bunch of screaming as women rushed out of the bathroom. Cloud went to the bathroom. After he was finished he examined the floor.
"Hey Sephiroth…Ever wonder why they checker these floors?" Cloud asked.
"Uh…Not really…" Sephiroth said.
"TO PLAY CHESS!" Cloud said as he randomly pulled out giant sized chess pieces and placed them on the floor like a real chess game.
"Whatever…look I'm gonna go get the food…" Sephiroth said.
"Okay!" Cloud said as he waved Sephiroth off. Sephiroth exited the bathroom.
Reno came into the theater on a pair of roller blades.
"Um…You came to work in…roller blades?" Slayn said.
"Yeah so…" Reno said.
"You know the boss is gonna kill you…" Slayn said.
"Hey…As long as I don't mess up I'll be fine!" Reno said.
"Heh…Good luck with that!" Slayn laughed. Reno roller bladed to the back counter.
"Can I help you sir?" he said to Sephiroth.
"Yes…I'll have one bucket of popcorn and a large soda…" Sephiroth said.
"Okay!" Reno said. He got the popcorn. He suddenly slipped on a small puddle of butter fell. "Ahh! Shit!" Reno said. Then the popcorn bucket fell on his head and got stuck. He got up slowly and stumbled around. He knocked into the soda machine and soda dispensed all over him.
"What kind of theater is this?" Sephiroth asked himself.
"It's a fun place!" Cloud said. Sephiroth turned around to see Cloud playing chess on a bigger "chess board" in the lobby. Sephiroth sweatdropped. Rufus came in and saw Reno.
"What the hell are you doing?" Rufus said.
"Serving the public!" Reno said as he pulled the popcorn bucket off of his head.
Rufus sighed. "You're lucky I like you" he said. (Yes you can take that however you want) Rufus turned to Slayn. "Slayn?"
"Yes sir?" Slayn said.
"Your shift is up" Rufus said.
"You mean I can go home!" Slayn said.
"Yes" Rufus replied.
"WHOO HOO!" Slayn said while running around with his arms spread out like superman. Rufus sweatdropped.
"Come on Cloud we're outta here" Sephiroth said.
"No!" Cloud said. Sephiroth dragged Cloud out of the theater.
"No! My beloved chess board!" Cloud said as he reached out for it. Sephiroth just shoved Cloud into the car and drove off.
DBF: Well that's it for this chapter! Well Please review and tell me what ya think !