A/N-Okay, I know it's way stupid, but I just got bored one night and this was the first idea that popped into my head.

Disclaimer- If you've seen it before, it's not mine.

He's near…I can feel it.

"Okita-san!"

There! I hear him.

"What the—? AHHHHHH!"

Must…get…kid…must…get…kid…

"Okita-san, get your stupid pig to stop chasing me!"

My idiot owner's not gonna save you now, boy. You're mine, all mine. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"OKITA-SAN!"

SCREAM! SCREAM! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I shall have the pleasure of running you down and ripping you to shreds! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Tetsu, stop screaming there are—"

"GET INSIDE! GET INSIDE NOW! THAT CRAZY PIG IS TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN!"

RUN! RUN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Oi! Tetsu!"

"Okita-san! Thank god! Get your pig off my trail!"

"Where is Saizou?"

"He's right behind me! Get him!"

Wha—? NOOOO! LET GO OF ME, THE BOY'S EVIL, I HAVE TO KILL IT!

"Saizou, how many times have I told you, stop chasing around poor Tetsu. You scare him."

Baka.

"It's time for your bat anyway. You smell awful."

Just you wait, boy…just you wait. I'll kill you in your sleep.


A/N-Tetsu is asleep throughout this whole part.

Perfect! He's sleeping.

(farting sound)

gag Oh my god! What is that awful smell?

(farts again)

AHHH! MY NOSE IS BURNING! MY NOSE IS BURNING!

(spots Tetsu)

Ha, I've found you boy. I'll kill you now…

mumbling "Ha…"

What the—?

"I've…you…" (grabs Saizou)

"I'll…rip…pieces…for…hate…kill…"

(pounds Saizou repeatedly)

AHH! STOP IT DAMMIT STOP IT! IT'S A FREAKING DREAM!

(continues to pound Saizou)

AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!

"I HATE YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! DAMN YOU! AHHHHHHHH!"

GET OFF ME YOU PSYCHO! IT'S ALL A FUCKING DREAM!

"Tetsu, Tetsu! It's okay, it's just a dream…"

"Just a dream…"

"It was just a bad dream…it will be better in the morning…"

"Better in the morning…"

(silently getting away) It won't be better in the morning. I'll kill you in the morning! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!


Come hither, boy. I'll kill you.

"Konnichiwa, Saizou."

I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

"AHHHHHHHH!"

NO ESCAPE! NO ESCAPE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I'LL KILL YOU DAMMIT! THIS IS THE DAY YOU WILL DIE!

"OKITA-SAN!"

NO MORE OF THAT YOU SNEAKY RED-HAIRED BASTARD! I'VE GOT YOU! DIE! TAKE THAT…AND THAT…AND SOME MORE 'O THAT! BLOOD! BLOOD!

"Saizou, what are you—"

"Oh my god! Tetsu's dead!"

"What? Shit. Oh well, just throw him in the ditch."

(background: Tatsu rejoicing)

REVENGE! REVENGE! GLORIOUS REVENGE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!