A/N: Okay before you read there are some things you should know. First, this is different then feudal japan. What i mean is like sango and kohaku arn't related. Same with inu. and sess. So things are different to fit the story. Next characters
Ms.Norburry-Kaede (picture her younger and skinnier)
Mr. Duvall-Totosai (Picture him younger too)
Coach carr-Myouga (couldn't find anybody else)
Italics mean's Kagome's talking in a voiceover.
Also this story is set in America.
That's all i know for now. Now, the Chap.
First day of school
Mr. Higurashi looked at his daughter, holding her lunch bag. "This is your lunch. Now i put a dollar in their so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that." Then her mom spoke up. "Do you remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you just in case. Put it in your pocket, i don't want you to lose it. Ok, are you ready?" Kagome stood up. "I think so" Her dad took out a camera and took picture's of her and her mom.
I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kids first day of school. But, this usually happens when the kid is 5. I'm 16 and until today i was home schooled. I know what your thinking "Home schooled kids are freaks"
(cut to anerdy girl at a spelling bee)
Or that we're weirdly religous or something
(Cut to a redneck boy)
"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homo-sexuals"
But my family is totally normal. Except for the fact that my parents are research zoologists and we spent the last 12 years in Africa. I had a great life. But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. So it was goodbye Africa and hello high school.
"Bye" Kagome said, as she went to cross the street. But then a bus zipped right by her, which scared her parents. "I'm Ok. Sorry. I'll be careful." So she made her way up the stairs and into her homeroom class.
When she got in, she saw someone who looked like a teacher. So she went up and introduced herself. "Hi. I don't know if anyone told you about me. I'm a new student here. My name's Kagome Higurashi." But the girl frowned. "Talk to me again and i'll kick your ass." Kagome went to sit in the first row, but was stopped by a girl. "You don't want to sit there. Kriten Hadley's boyfriend is going to sit there." Just then a boy came and sat there and started kissing his girlfriend. She walked to the second seat, second row, but the girl stopped her again, "He farts alot." So Kagome went to go sit in the next row down, but someone sat there. She walked to the front of the class, eyes on everyone, and accidently bumped into someone. Her coffee spilt on her shirt and stained it. "Oh god, i'm sorry," Kagome started apologizing. Ms. Kaede sighed. "It's not your fault. I'm bad luck." So she took off her sweater, but it was stuck to her t-shirt, so it showed her bra. Just then, Mr.Totosai passed the room and looked. "Ms.Kaede?" She stopped what she was doing and sighed again. "My t-shirt is stuck to my sweater, isn't it?" "Yeah," Kagome said, and helped her seperate them. "So..how was your summer?" Mr.Totosai asked, coming in. "I got divorced." Said Ms. Kaede.
"My carpel tunnel came back"
"Yes, you do. Well i just wanted everyone to know, we have a new student joining us today. She moved all the way here from Africa." Ms. Kaede looked at an african-american and smiled. "Welcome." The girl looked at her. "I'm from Michigan" "Great" Ms.Kaede smiled. Mr.Totosai continued, "Her name is Kagome Higurashi." Ms.Kaede looked to where Kagome was, "Well welcome Kagome, and thank you Mr.Totosai." Mr Totosai smiled, "Well thank you, and if you need anything or if you wanna talk to somebody..." "Thanks. Maybe when my shirt isn't see through." Mr.Totosai left the room.
The first day of school was a blur. A stressful surreal blur. I got in trouble for the most random things.
In a class, Kagome gets up and goes to leave. The teacher stops her, "Where do you think your going?" Kagome looked at him, "Oh, i have to go to the bathroom"
"Well then you need a lavatory pass"
"Ok, can i have a lavatory pass"
"Haha, nice try. Sit down."
I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.
Kagome was in the cafeteria, looking for a seat.
I had alot of friends in Africa
Kagome saw a table of African-Americans and waved. "Jambo" she said. (A/N: Thats Hello in african if you don't know). They looked at her like she was stupid. "What?"
But so far none in Evanston
Because Kagome couldn't find anywhere, she went to the bathroom and ate her lunch in a stall. Later that day, she walked up the steps on her porch. Her mom and dad were right there waiting. "Hey, how was your first day?" her dad asked. Kagome just shook her head and entered her house.
A/N: Hope you liked it. I just wanted to do this for fun, so if you like it REVIEW!!! I love this movie. It's hilarous.