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Chapter 4: The Burn Book

Italics mean Kagome is talking in a voice over.

Kikyo parked her car right outside her house. "Wow, your house is really nice," kagome said, getting out of the car. "I know, right," Kikyo said. Before Kagome could go into the house, Kagura came up to her, "Make sure you check out her moms boob job. Their hard as rocks."

In Kikyo's House

"I'm home," Kikyo said. "Hey hey hey, how are my best girlfriends?" her mom said, walking in from the kitchen. "Hey Mrs.George. This is Kagome." Kagura introduced. "Hello Sweethart," Mrs. George said. "Hi," kagome said. Mrs. George continued, "Welcome to our home." She gave Kagome a hug, which made Kagome mouth "OW". When she released, Mrs.George said, "I just want you to know if you need anything, don't be shy, okay? There are no rules in this house, I'm not like a regular mom, i'm a cool mom. Right Kikyo?" Kikyo looked up. "Please stop talking." Almost instantly, Mrs.Geoge replied, "Okay. I'm going to make you girls a hump day treat."

In Kikyos Room

Kagome looked around, shocked. "This is your room?" Kikyo sat on the bed, "It was my parents room but i made them trade me. Hey put on 98.8" she said, as Kagura put on the radio. "Kagome do you even know who sings this?" Kagome was confused. "Ummm..The Spice Girls?" Kikyo laughed. "I love her. She's like a martian." Kanna was looking in a mirror and said, "God, my hips are huge." Kagura walked up, "Oh, please, i hate my calves." Then Kikyo walked over, "At least you guys can wear halters, I've got man shoulders."

I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there's alot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Kagura touched her hair, "My hairline is so weird." Kikyo held her hands to her face, "My pores are huge." Kanna held her hands in front of her face, "My nail-beds suck." They all looked at Kagome. "i have really bad breath in the morning." she said. "Ew" kanna said. They were interrupted by Mrs.George who came in with four drinks. "Hey you guys, happy hour is from 4 to 6." They all took the drinks, but Kagome asked, "Is there alcohol in this?" Mrs.George looked shocked, "Oh god, honey no. What kind of mother do you think i am?" Then she leaned in, "Why do you want a little nit, cause I'd rather you drink it in the house?" "No thank you," Kagome said.Mrs.George continued, "So you guys, what is the 411? What is everybody up to? What is the hot gossip? Tell me everything. "What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?" During this she picked up her dog, who started chewing on her breast. "Mom," Kikyo said, "Can you go fix your hair?" "Okay," her mom said, "Oh you girls keep me so young. I love you so much." Then she walked out of the room.

"Oh my god,I remember this," Kanna said, taking a pink book off of a shelf. "Come check it out Kagome," Kagura said, "it's our burn book. See we cut out girls pictures from the yearbook and then we wrote comments." They opened it up and looked at different people. Finally it came to "Sango Ian-Dyke," Kagura said. "Who's that?" Kanna said, pointing to Kohaku in the background. "Maybe that's that guy Kohaku?" Kagura said. "Yeah, he;s almost to gay to function," Kagome blurted out. "That's funny. Put that in there," Kikyo said.

Oh, no. Maybe that was only okay when Sango said it.

In the Mall, at the store where Sango works at

"And they have this burn book where they write mean things about the girls in our grade." Kagome told Sango. "What did it say about me?" she asked. "You're not in it"
"Those bitches." Kohaku walked up with a can. "Will this minimize my pores?" he asked. "No," Sango said, taking it from him. "Kagome, you gotta steal that book." "No way" Kagome objected. "Come on. We could publish it and then everyone would see what an ax-womb she really is"
"I don't steal." Kohaku walked up with a bottle, but Sango snatched it. "That's for your feet." Then she turned back to Kagome, "Kagome, there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil things and people who see evil things being done and don't try to stop it." "Does that mean i'm obligated to burn that lady's outfit?" Kohaku asked, pointing to a lady looking around. "Oh my god. That's Ms.Kaede," he said. "Oh, i love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs." Sango said. Ms.Kaede walked over to them, "Hey guys, i didn't know you worked here." "Yeah, moderatly priced soaps are my calling," Sango replied. "You shopping?" Kohaku asked. "No, i'm just here with my boyfriend," she said. "It's a joke. Sometimes older people make jokes." "My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk," Kohaku said. "Your nana and i have that in common. Kagome i hope you do join Mathletes. We start in 2 weeks and i would love to have a girl on the team just so the team could meet a girl." Kagome looked over at her, "I think i'm gonna do it." Suddenly Kohaku spoke up, "You can't join Mathletes, that's social suicide." "Thanks Kohaku," Ms.Kaede said, "Well this has been akward, and I'll see you guys tomarrow. Bye," and she walked out of the store. "Man, that is bleak," Sango said. "So when are you gonna see Kikyo again?" "I can't spy on her anymore. It's weird." Kagome said. "Come on. Nobody has to know. It'll be our little secret.

In Kagome's House

The phone rang and Kagome picked it up, "Hello?" "I know your secret," Kikyo's voice came out of the other line.

A/N: Hope you like it. Review! The more reviews, the quicker chapter 5 goes up!