This fic is what happens when you go to bed listening to Disney songs while thinkin' about Teen Titans. (Don't ask. I'm kind of a Disney freak.) This is by no means meant to be anything but a random little fic created to give people(and myself) a good chuckle. There will be slight romance in this fic, the pairings being: RobinStarfire, BeastboyTerra, and RavenOC. The OC is a character I made up for another of my stories.If you haven't read Naraku Vs. Slade, (And I highly recomend you do) My Character's description is as follows: His name is Draco, he has dragon powers, he is slightly taller than Raven, he has brown hair,and he has a green uniform with a D shaped dragon on his chest (figure that out, IF you can!) And now, let the random Disney parody musical goodness BEGIN!! -Quick note though: the Italic is one person singing, the bold italic is more than one person singing.-

(I do not own Teen Titans or any songs sung in this fic.)


Once upon a time, (That's the way most of these things start.) in a place called Jump City, there was a team of super-heroes known as the Teen Titans.

There was Robin (the leader of the team), Raven, Draco (a human with dragon powers), Beastboy, Terra, & Starfire the princess of Tameran.

Of all the Titans, Starfire was undoubtedly the kindest and best loved. She was strong, smart, and very, very pretty. Everyone who knew Starfire loved her.

Except for one person.

Blackfire, Starfire's evil sister, arrived at the moon temple of Drepnax 4, where she found a mirror. This mirror was called the mirror of Linall, and it was said that it could tell you anything you wanted to know. Blackfire walked up to the mirror & looked at her reflection. She thought herself to be the most beautiful girl in the universe, so she decided to see if she was right.

"Mirror, mirror, of Linall, who is the fairest of them all?" She asked.

A green face appeared in the mirror. It looked at Blackfire and replied, "Not you, ya walkin' headache!"

"What?! Who could possibly be fairer than me?"



"Oh, were you talking to me? Sorry, but your question has to be in the form of a rhyme."

"What? Oh for the love of-- Fine! …uh… Mirror, mirror, that I see, who is fairer… than me?"

"Now was that so hard?"


"Sheesh! Okay, okay! (Ahem) Your sister Starfire is the one fairer than you."

"What!? How can that be!?"

"You have to rhyme it, remember?"


"Well for one thing, she doesn't shout as much. And for another, she has a much nicer voice."

Blackfire had an idea. "Mirror, how would I go about stealing someone's voice?"

"Well for starters, you could ask in rhyme, like we agreed."

"Grr or I could just smash you into little pieces and turn you frame into firewood!!"

"OH! You want to know how to steal someone's voice! Why didn't you just say so? Hehehe."

Later, on Earth, Beastboy, Terra, and Draco were complaining because it was their turn to clean the living room.

"Cheer up my friends!" Starfire shouted cheerfully, as the others sat dismally on the couch. "If we work together, we can clean the living room in no time!"

Draco looked around the room. First at the mountain of pizza boxes, then at the blue goop covered food on the coffee table, then at the tangle of cords from the Game-station. And these were the highlights of the room!

"Starfire," He said. "How can we cheer up, when we have to deal with all this?"

"Yeah," Terra agreed. "We have to pick up a lot of trash, we have to dust, we have to sort out Beastboy's Game-station games, and then we have to clean underneath the couch. And frankly, I don't want to see what could be down there."

"Yeah," Beastboy added. "And besides, I finally got my CDs the way I want 'em: not alphabetized."

"Come friends," Said Starfire. "We must not face this task with frowns. We must face it bravely!"

Star's pep-talk wasn't working.

"I'd rather fight Overload with wet sponges attached to my butt." Beastboy grumbled.

"You know guys, Star is right." Said Draco, as he stood up. "We can either sit here all day complaining about it, or we can just get it over with. I'll start by cleaning out the fridge."

"Glorious!" Starfire cheered, while Draco walked over to the refrigerator. "Good for you Friend Draco!"

Draco smiled just before sticking his head in the fridge to see what he had to clean. "Holy Metropolis! What the heck is this stuff!!?" They heard him shout.

"Now then," Starfire continued, not even paying attention to Draco. "Let us all begin the cleaning."

"There's something alive in here!" Draco shouted worriedly.

"Beastboy can organize the Game-station cords…"

"It's licking me!!"

"… and Terra and I will use 'the vacuum-cleaner' and clean the floor."

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Beastboy and Terra looked at the fridge to see blue tentacles coming out of the fridge, which Draco had to beat of with a stick. He finally managed to shove them back into the refrigerator and slam the door shut. "…I'm…not…going…back…in…there…again…" He gasped, still trying to catch his breath.

"My friends," Starfire pleaded. "Is cleaning really that terrible?"

Terra, Beastboy, and Draco looked at each other, than at Starfire again. "YES!!!"

"Well, perhaps I can change your mind. On my planet it is believed that if you find something good about a difficult task, the task will no long be difficult. In other words…" Music started to play out of nowhere.

"Oh no," Said Beastboy. "She's gonna break out into song again."

Starfire ignored him and continued. "In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. You find the fun and snap!" She snapped her fingers. "The job's a game!" The others gave a group sigh. It was best to just give up when Starfire broke out into song. "And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake. A lark, a spree, it's very clear to see… that… a… spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down - the medicine go down - medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in a most delightful way." Draco, Beastboy, and Terra sat back down on the couch and settled in for a long song, while Starfire danced over to the window where she saw a bird in a tree. (But since when is there a tree next to that window?) "A robin building his nest has very little time to rest, while gathering his bits of twine and twig. Though quite intent in his pursuit he has a merry tune to toot. He knows a song will move the job along." She took out a broom and cheerfully started cleaning as she sang. "For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down – the medicine go down – medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in a most delightful way." She began to zip from one end of the room to the other, cleaning everything as she went. Vacuuming and sweeping floors, dusting furniture, even cleaning out the fridge! She seemed to be going at the speed of light as she cleaned every corner of the room. Meanwhile, Draco, Terra, and Beastboy just sat on the couch watching. "The honey bees that fetch the nectar from the flowers to the comb never tire of always buzzing to and fro. Because they take a little nip from every flower that they sip." She looked at her reflection in the mirror that she had just cleaned. "And hence…"

"And hence…" Her reflection sang.

"They find…"

"They find…"

They then sang together. "Their task is not a grind."

Beastboy, Draco, and Terra just stared in disbelief. "Dude, how'd she do that?" Said Beastboy.

Starfire continued to clean, going faster and faster and faster, never stopping even to catch her breath. All Draco could see was a blur of red and purple. She finally stopped and Draco was about to say something, but she started cleaning some more. She stopped again, but started again. She stopped once more and Draco tried to talk one last time. "Uh Star?" Starfire quickly dusted a spot on the view screen she missed and finally gave Draco her full attention. "Are you done singing yet?"

"Hmm… Yes, I am." She replied cheerfully. "Have you learned anything my friends?"

"Well… no." Terra replied. "But thanks for cleanin' up for us."

Starfire's eyes grew wide. She looked around and saw that she had indeed cleaned the room by herself. In fact, she had gotten so caught up in her song that she had cleaned the entire tower!

Just then, Robin, Cyborg, and Raven walked in.

"Wow!" Said Robin. "You guys did a great job!"

"Thanks." Beastboy replied. "It was nothing. We just decided it was better to face our job bravely than with a frown." Draco and Terra nodded in agreement.

Starfire just sighed. She'd done it again.


There you have it. Stupid, ain't it? Be sure to review!