At Least He's Honest
by the Rurouni Idoru

They had been sitting on the couch for a half an hour when Hiei reached a definitive conclusion.

"This show sucks. Change the channel." Kurama rolled his eyes and handed Hiei the remote. Hiei simply turned off the TV and announced that he was bored.

"Then turn the TV back on."

"No. Those stupid dramas annoy me."

"So why are you on my couch? Take your boredom somwhere else. I'm not your babysitter, Hiei." Hiei shrugged.

"I want to stay here." Kurama blinked in utter confusion.

"But why? If you're so bored here, then why stay?"

"Your mother makes good cookies."