HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wrote this on MSN to someone as a joke.

Don't ask. If you haven't read the fanfiction "Flashlight," . . . erm, you won't get it. Well, you might. But whatever. HEHEHEHEHE. QUITE CUTE. IN A LAAAAAAME WAY.

Sing it, it's more effective. My timing's shocking, unless you do it correctly. Love, Lolly.

SL8ER BOI.

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He spoke to the dead

She kinda did too.

Can I make it any more obvious?

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He was so hot

She was a babe,

What more can I say?

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He wanted her

She'd never tell

That he'd kinda stranded her down in hell.

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Her boyfriend, the ghost,

Punched Paul in the nose.

(He had a tendency to weeeeeear pantyhoooooooose.)

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HE WAS THE SLATER BOY!

THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY!

HE WANTED SUZE TO BE HIS HOE

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SHE ALREADY HAD A GUY

NOT A MEDIATOR GUY

BUT A GENTLEMAN FROM LONG AGOOOOOOO...

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Five years from now,

Suze drinks her wine

She's getting drunk at Fortunaschwein.

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She got dumped by Jess

Her life is a mess.

And Paul's dating a model at this time . . .

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HE WAS HER SLATER BOY

THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY

BACK THEN, SHE REALLY HATED HIM

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NOW PAUL'S A RICH INTERN

A HOTTIE WITH CASH TO BURN

GUESS SUSIE LUCKED OUT ONCE AGAAAAAIN . . .

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Dani: Sorry, Sue, you are a cow.

Paulie's my lawyer baby now.

We are more than just good friends.

We've done it over, and over again.

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(Eww.)

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Too bad that you couldn't see

You'd never be happy with Jesse

So you go now, have a cry.

STOP POKING MEEEE-EEEEE IN THE EYE.

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. . . He spoke to the dead . . .

I kinda do too.

Can I make it any more obvious?

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I love all his money,

He loves my implants.

He's my baby Paulie-pooooooooOOOOO . . .

HE'S DANI'S SLATER BOY

THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY

BACK THEN, SUZE REALLY HATED HIM

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NOW PAUL'S A RICH INTERN

A HOTTIE WITH CASH TO BURN

GUESS SUSIE LUCKED OUT ONCE AGAAAAAAAAAIN . . . . .

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Review . . . or I'll eat you.