Over Compensating

"So how did your little date with Tyr go?" Rommie asked inquisitively.

"Disappointing." Beka sipped her coffee, "The date was fine, but afterwards was a letdown."

"How so?"

"You know all those big Gauss-rifles he collects? He's compensating for something else."

"Oh, so no fireworks?"

"Nope. In fact, nothing at all: I had to go back to my room and take care of it myself."

"That's Nietzschean thing: over sized genitals are more likely to get damaged in a fight. On average, they are in fact smaller than a normal human."

"Thanks for letting me know!"

"You never asked…"

The End