Mr. Ryou's Neighborhood!
By: Seto's Princess
Disclaimer – I not owny YuGiOh or "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood."
Hahahahahaha! This is just a random fic I came up with… Actually, most of my fics are random anyway… This fic was inspired by my Geoscience teacher, Dr. Valenti… He seriously reminds me of Mr. Rogers… hahahahaha… So my friend Mark, whom you've all heard of in "Life At My House," suggested I write a fic on it… and he gave me some ideas… Thanks Mark-kun!
Chapter 1 - Welcome to the neighborhood, Seto!
We turn on the TV and see a small Lego house on a Lego created street… The camera zooms in on the nice little Lego house. (Why Legos? BECAUSE LEGOS ROCK! HAHAHAHAHA…) An annoying little twinkly song comes on and most teenagers within a five mile radius of the TV run away.
Suddenly, we see the inside of the house… IT looks exactly the same as it does in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Then we see Ryou come in through the door and he starts singing. (Oh, and if you don't know what the inside of the house looks like, here's the link… Fanfiction . net won't let you post links so the link looks weird, I know… pbskids(dot)org(slash)rogers(slash)R(underscore)house(slash)index(dot)html…)
"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood… A beautiful day for a neighbor… Would you be mine? Could you be mine?" Ryou sings and walks over to his closet and opens it.
"It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood… A neighborly day for a beauty… Would you be mine? Could you be mine?" Ryou sings as he takes off the blue sweater he came into the house with and puts on a red sweater from British Boys R Us.
"I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you… I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you…" he sings as he walks over to some couch thingy and switches his shoes for the sole reason that this is what Mr. Rogers does when he enters this house. (The whole sweater and shoe thing has always been a mystery to me. Can anyone explain why he does this?)
"So, let's make the most of this beautiful day… Since we're together we might as well say… Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please? Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor?" he sings as he finishes changing his shoes.
"Hello Neighbor," he says and smiles his oh so sweet smile that makes Ryou fan girls melt at his extreme cuteness.
"Today we have a special guest who will be with us for the day… Come on in!" Ryou shouts and the door opens. In comes… SETO KAIBA!
"Everyone, this is my good friend, Kaiba," Ryou says.
"Please. We're hardly friends…" Seto says in his usual uninterested tone.
Ryou smiles and Seto takes a look around the so-called house. After seeing that Ryou has turned one of his precious Blue Eyes White Dragons cards into a trolley-like toy, Seto flares.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BLUE EYES CARD!" Seto shouts.
"Language, Kaiba… This is a kid's show after all," Ryou says.
Seto sticks out his tongue and snatches his Blue Eyes White Dragon card back. "Hey, dork, why do you have a traffic light in the middle of the room?" Seto asks.
Ryou ignores his comment and proceeds to take out a card from his pocket, which turns out to be another one of Seto's Blue Eyes White Dragons. Seto, however, doesn't notice. Ryou walks over to the table in the middle of the room and sits down and picks up a pink crayon that was just randomly on the table for the sole reason that I find crayons appearing out of nowhere funny.
Ryou starts drawing on the Blue Eyes White Dragon with the pink crayon. Seto finally notices and hits poor Ryou on the head with his Duel Disk. Then he snatches his card back from Ryou.
"WHAT THE DID YOU DO TO MY CARD!" Seto yells.
"Watch your language please," Ryou says.
"I'LL DO WHATEVER I ! WELL PLEASE!" Seto shouts.
Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Ryou goes off to open it and Seto goes on a rampage. He garbs all the crayons on the table and breaks them all apart and crushes some with his feet, throws some out the open door, throws some at poor Ryou who doesn't notice anyway, and throws the rest in random places.
"STUPID CRAYONS!" Seto screams and crushes nearby crayons with his heel.
Ryou sweatdrops and turns to the mailman.
"Package for Mr. Ryou from Miss Sarai," the mailman says.
"Thank you," Ryou says and takes the package.
"Hey, Kaiba, let's watch a movie!" Ryou exclaims and puts in the tape that was in the package.
Seto pouts and sits on the floor like your typical five-year-old. Ryou puts the tape in that lame painting looking TV.
After a few minutes…
"GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! OMG! IT'S ME IN A DRESS!" Seto screams so loud, everyone within a fifteen mile radius can hear him.
By now, I'm sure you're all wondering, "What? What is he talking about? He's in a dress?" Well… You see…
"NO! DON'T TELL ME THIS IS THE TAPE OF THAT STUPID BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MOVIE SARAI MADE US DO!" Seto shouted.
Ryou slightly chuckles to himself.
"GRRRR! WHY YOU!" Seto shouts and hits Ryou hard on the head with his duel disk. Ryou is knocked out and lies on the floor. Seto blinks and starts to poke Ryou.
"Ryou? Are you alright?" Seto asks and continues poking Ryou.
Ten minutes later…
"Oh crap… Why me? WHY ME?" Seto asks himself and checks to see if Ryou is breathing… He isn't.
"NNNNNOOOOO! Hmm… I wonder… Perhaps I should just leave him here…" Seto says and starts to laugh. He heads for the door when a huge mob of Ryou fan girls stop him.
"SAVE HIM!" they all yelled.
"GAH! FINE! FINE!" Seto shouts back and goes back inside.
"Sheesh… Now… What the hell am I supposed to do?" Seto asks himself and starts thinking.
After a short pause… Seto gets an idea… and his eyes pop out of their sockets because of the idea… Want to know what the idea is? Oh Ra… Three letters… CPR…
"WHY ME?" Seto whines and kneels next to Ryou. He tilts Ryou's head back slightly and performs CPR on him.
Now I'm sure all Ryou fans and Seto fans (including myself) would cringe at this… unless they like Shounen-ai… So, I won't get into any details…
Anyway… after a few "rescue breaths" and some chest compressions,Ryou finally stirs and opens his eyes. Wait a minute… These aren't Ryou's eyes. No. Ryou's eyes are soft and gentle. These eyes are dark and evil. Oh no… You know what that means. BAKURA!
Bakura opens his eyes and they widen as they see Seto a little too close for comfort. Seto blinks and seeing as how 'Ryou' was now awake, stands up.
"GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! KAIBA? WHAT IN RA'S NAME ARE YOU DOING!" Bakura yells at our beloved CEO.
Seto blinked in surprise. I mean, after all, the sweet innocent little Ryou would never snap at someone like that. Then again, this isn't Ryou. This is Bakura. Oh Ra… This is no longer the wonderful neighborhood we once knew. It's now the neighborhood of Psychopathic Horror!
"Ryou, are you alright?" Seto asks.
"I'm not Ryou you insolent mortal fool! I AM HIS YAMI! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughs.
"Okay, whatever," Seto says with an eyebrow raised and a he's-gone-insane look.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTAL! EAT CRAYONS!" Bakura says and shoves a bunch of crayons in Seto's hand.
"Uh…" Seto says and stares at the crayons.
"EAT THEM!" Bakura shouts.
"Pft, yeah right. What kind of fool do you take me for?" Seto asks.
"EAT THE CRAYONS NOW YOU BAKA FOOLISH MORTAL!" Bakura threatens.
Seto gives Bakura a funny look and drops the crayons on the floor.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! EAT THE CRAYONS! NOW!" Bakura yells.
Seto simply stands there and won't budge.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bakura yells in Seto's ear. "EAT THEM OR I'LL SEND YOUR STUPID SOUL TO THE SHADOW REALM! AND I'LL KILL YOUR BROTHER TOO!" Bakura threatens.
"WHAT? NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Seto shouts and throws himself on the floor and starts eating crayons one by one. .
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura laughs evilly.
After eating five crayons, Seto notices that Bakura has stopped paying attention to him to laugh evilly. Thus, Seto proceeds to smack Bakura upside the head.
"GAH! OW!" Bakura shouts and shakes his head and blinks. Suddenly, we see his dark evil eyes turn back into the sweet gentle ones we all know and love.
"Hmmm? Oh hello, Kaiba. Let's all go to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe where a special friend awaits for us," Ryou says and puts his hands together.
"What retard would be waiting there?" Seto asks.
"Mokuba…" Ryou says.
"WHAT THE HELL? What did you do to him? RRRRRAAAAA!" Seto shouts and grabs a bunch of crayons and goes on another crayon breaking rampage.
Suddenly, a trolley arrives from the Land of Make Believe with a letter. Ryou opens the letter, but Seto snatches it before Ryou can read it.
"IT'S FROM MOKUBA! It says…" Seto says and reads the letter. He gawks at the letter and drops in head in defeat.
"See, everything's quite alright. Now, on to the Land of Make Believe!" Ryou exclaims and shoots his arm up in the air.
"Hmph! English pedophile," Seto says and frowns.
…In the Land of Make Believe…
Seto looks around and makes a disgusted face.
Suddenly, we hear a fanfare a trumpets and a hand puppet dressed like a king comes out of the small castle that's as small as your average person.
Ryou bows and says, "Good afternoon, King Friday!"
Then another hand puppet dressed as a prince comes out of the castle.
Ryou greets him. "Good afternoon, Prince Tuesday!"
"Good afternoon, Mr. Ryou, I presume?" King Friday asks.
"Correct as usual King Friday," Ryou replies.
"And who is this?" King Friday asks, referring to Seto.
"This is my good friend, Kaiba," Ryou replies.
Seto ignores the friend comment and gives King Friday and Prince Tuesday a strange look. "King FRIDAY? Prince TUESDAY? Do you two realize that you're named after days of the week?" Seto asks.
King Friday gives Seto a strange look.
"Is there something wrong with that?" Prince Tuesday asks.
"Wait a minute… You're both puppets… Why am I talking to puppets?" Seto asks himself. "Forget this," he says in disgust and walks off to a nearby tree.
"Meow meow… Hello there, meow meow," a voice says from inside the tree.
"GAH!" Seto shouts and turns to see another puppet, but this time, a cat.
"Oh great… Another one…" Seto says and his eyes go into uninterested slits.
"Meow meow… Hello… meow…" the cat, whose name I've forgotten, says.
"GAAAAHHHH! ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID PUPPETS!" Seto screams and runs away, towards a huge clock.
Suddenly, a tiger puppet comes out of the clock very slowly. "Err… H-h-he-hello," he greets shyly.
Seto turns around. "Oh great… Another stupid puppet," Seto mumbles.
"M-my n-n-na-name i-is…" the tiger stuttered.
"Hello, Daniel!" Ryou greeted as he ran up to them.
"Oh great… SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Seto shouts.
"Now, now Seto… Come on… Get in touch with your inner child. Embrace the friendliness of this neighborhood," Ryou preaches.
"GGGAAAHHH! YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUD LIKE THAT STUPID GARDENER!" Seto shouts.
Ryou blinks. "HI MOKUBA!" he greets Mokuba who was heading in their direction.
Seto turns around. "MOKUBA! YOU'RE OAKY!" Seto shouts and hugs the younger Kaiba brother.
"HI SETO!" Mokuba shouts. "Heehee," he chuckles.
"Mokuba, are you alright?" Seto asks.
"Heehee," Mokuba chuckles again.
"Mokuba? What's going on?" Seto asks.
Mokuba points to a spot behind Seto. Seto turns around to see… A HUGE MOUNTAIN OF MULTIPLE FLUFFY CUTE ADORABLE PLUSHIES! Seto stares in shock and horror.
"Heehee… Time to get in touch with your inner child, Seto!" Mokuba shouts and pushes Seto into the HUGE MOUNTAIN OF MULTIPLE FLUFFY CUTE ADORABLE PLUSHIES!
"GGGGGAAAAAHHHHH! NNNNNOOOOO!" are Seto's last words before his body sinks into the huge mountain.
After a few minutes…
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" someone shouts and pops out from the HUGE MOUNTAIN OF MULTIPLE FLUFFY CUTE ADORABLE PLUSHIES!
It's… It's… IT'S… CHIBI SETO!
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Chibi Seto shouts and runs around the Neighborhood of Make Believe with a lollipop sticking out of his mouth.
"Uhh…" Mokuba says as he sees his older brother run around like a five year old. "Ryou? What happened to him?" Mokuba asks.
"He got in touch with his inner child," Ryou says innocently and smiles his oh so innocent smile.
"WWHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Seto exclaimed and started beating up all the poor puppets in the Neighborhood of Make Believe including King Friday and Prince Tuesday.
"Oh no… SETO!" Mokuba says and runs after Seto as Seto sits on the trolley.
"GO TROLLEY GO!" Seto says. The trolley goes, along with Seto, back to Ryou's house.
"NO! SETO! COME BACK!" Mokuba shouts and runs after him.
The End… Or is it?
I hope you all liked that! Should I continue this story? With another character of course. Perhaps Tea or Malik could be next. I have to work on my other stories first though. If I do continue this story, it will be a long time from now. Please Review!