Disclaimer: I don't own That 70's Show or any of the characters contained therein. I also have no rights to the Garth Brooks song She's Every Woman. I own nothing.

Notes: This is a Jackie/Eric story.

She's Every Woman

By: Kitty Maxwell-Yuy

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice

A little crazy but its nice

And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone

'Cause she'll rage just like a river

Then she'll beg you to forgive her

She's every woman that I've ever known

She's always so mean, cold-hearted even. Yet I see innocence there behind her cold uncaring brown eyes, even a pleading for forgiveness. She'll drive you crazy, but you'll enjoy every minute of it. That's just the way she is.

She's so New York and then LA

And every town along the way

She's every place that I've ever been

She's making love on rainy nights

She's a stroll through Christmas lights

And she's everything I want to do again

She's so perfect and amazing. She dresses like New York on day and LA the next, she's a style queen. She's as beautiful as a peaceful stroll through Christmas lights, though she's anything but peaceful. She's everything that I want to do again.

It needs no explanation

'Cause it all makes perfect sense

For when it comes down to temptation

She's on both side of the fence

I want her and I think she may want me. I'm not sure of that though, I wish she'd give me some sign. She tempts you, draws you in and then drops you. She makes you want to give in to your… your temptation as long as she's the temptation.

No it needs no explanation

'Cause it all makes perfect sense

For when it comes down to temptation

She's on both sides of the fence

I can barely hold this burning desire in. I'm ready to give in, but will she let me? Does she want me to give in?

She's anything but typical

She's so unpredictable

Oh but even at her worst she ain't that bad

She's as real as real can be

And she's every fantasy

Lord she's every lover that I've ever had

And she's every lover that I've never had

She told me that she wants me and I told her that I want her too. Who can believe it? Jackie Burkhardt wants me… me… wiry Eric Forman.

I always thought I hated her and that she hated me. I guess beneath the seething hatred there was a burning desire. Fate loves to play tricks on you, doesn't she? She always had Kelso and was often after Hyde. And I have always had and loved Donna and still do, but for some reason I need to taste the perky cheerleaders ever moving lips. Her venomous lips, I don't even care if she poisons me. I'll heal or get an antidote or something.

She's my fantasy not that Donna isn't hotter than hot, but there's something about Jackie Burkhardt. She'd be every lover I've ever had, and every lover I've never had. She'd be an experience, one I can't wait to have.

Fin