One-shot about what happens when Hermione looks into the mirror of erised.
Hermione Granger and the Green Mushroom
"Well aren't you a pretty mushroom? Yes you are, yes you are!" Said Hermione with an unmistakeable babyish voice before stomping on the said mushroom, enjoying the squishy feeling, as it turned unrecognisable under her shoe.
Hermione looked away from the Mirror, wondering why her desire was to squash a mushroom. She smiled softly and supposed it was because of the nice feeling, or the thought of the mushroom being Voldemort. She gasped and stood. Perhaps she could change Voldemort's mind with a mushroom's, then he'd be easier to kill! It was worth a try!
Um... yes... well you know when you just get an idea, even if it is kinda... um... well, review!