Okay, when I said two quick poems, I meant quick. These are very short; I wrote them in school last year. They are about Data and I attempted to make them funny, so enjoy!
Data sometimes tries to be funny;
He always tries to tell jokes.
He thinks they're hilarious,
But they're more like ridiculous,
And they never get any laughs from folks.
There once was a android named Data,
Who for the first time looked at a Beta.
He looked at it and said,
"This fish is red."
And went off for a mission on Theta.
P.S. - If you are reading Till Death Do Us Part, I'm really sorry that I haven't gotten the second chapter up yet! I should be able to get it done and uploaded by later today or tomorrow. Don't worry-I have not abandoned it and I won't!