Disclaimer: I do not own the song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" or Kim Possible.

I hate this song with a passion, but when my school kept playing it over the intercom, I knew I had to do something to either make myself enjoy it or just get it out of my head. So, my younger sister and I rewrote it.

I must say, kudos to her for coming up with some of the more brilliant rhymes.

"Drakken Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

As sung by Ron and Rufus

Drakken got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from Shego's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Rufus we believe.

He'd been drinking too much egg nog,

And Shego told him to get lost.

He'd forgot to visit Mama Lispki,

So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack,

There were hoof prints on his forehead,

And incriminating Claus marks on his back.

Drakken got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from Shego's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Rufus we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Shego,

She's been taking this so well.

See her in there doing her nails,

And by the fireplace she looks so pale.

It's not Christmas without Drakken,

All the family's dressed in blue.

And Mama Lipski wonders:

"Whatever happened to my baby Drew?"

Drakken got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from Shego's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Rufus we believe.

Now the goose is on the table,

And the pudding made of fig.

And a black and blue candle

That would have just matched Drakken's hair and skin.

We've warned Kim and all the neighbors-

Better watch out for yourselves,

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Drakken got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from Shego's Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Rufus we believe.