Kingdom Hearts: The Randomness after the Game

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts in any form or shape, I only own a copy of the disk or rather 2 copies of the disk……………..

Shinaixu here with Chapter 2. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! The first chapter went over well… or at least I hope my readers thought so. At least it got reviews! So I shall write Chapter 2 now! Enjoy!

Note: Sora's parents are based on certain characters in the game except I'm not gonna tell you who, so just bear with me. Oh one more thing, I changed the rating because I wanted Riku to have a bit of a potty mouth…

Chapter 2: Mommies, Forms and Mean Friends.


Last time:

Sora: Because of Riku's ignorance to the sheer brilliance of Pixar animation I have decided that for my next kingly act……I COMMAND ALL PEOPLES TO WATCH THE MOTION PICTURE FINDING NEMO!

Continuing:

Sora: …AFTER I FINISH PAINTING THE REST OF THE CASTLE RED AND GETTING MY DORY WALLPAPER!

Kairi: You have got to be kidding me.

Sora: NO!

Riku: Hey, I don't really care. I'm only in it for the free popcorn!

Random Castle Attendant: uh, sorry to interrupt Your Majesty but The Royal Order of ……Stuff-ness (Sora insisted it be re-named, don't ask how he did it, he just did) has requested you fill out some forms to give them for general information.

Sora: Okie-dokie just leave them on that table. Points to the roof

RAC: looking up seeing no table she looks to her right and sees one Do you mean the one to my right?

Sora: That's where I pointed.

RAC: sweatdrop Uhhhh you must mean the overly-conspicuous red table.

Sora: I'm going to pretend I know what that big word means and say yes.

RAC: nods and leaves the papers on the table then hurriedly runs away

Kairi: Well let's see what these are. looks on papers, as do Riku and Sora

Riku: What the fuck kinda questions are these?

Sora: I don't know. Well I guess we'll just have to find out!

Survey:

Name; Sora

Birthday; January-something! No! Wait! In February! Hold on… in March! Yes! I was born in March! Or was it April? Something's telling me it's April, but then something else is telling me May and then another thing is telling me June. But July feels special! And so does August! No Riku was Born In August! Riku: No I wasn't! Don't write that! Survey: Okay not August. SEPTEMBER! Not September. Nov-ember. Ooh it sounds pretty! I want to be born in that month! But unfortunately, I was born in December which really doesn't sound so pretty… and on second thought I don't think it was December either…. Oww, my brain hurts…

Age; 14 turning 15!


Zodiac sign; I don't even know my own freakin' birthday, how am I supposed to know that?


Gender;
I'm male and I'm proud!

Friends; Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, Cloud, Leon/Squall whatever his name is, Yuffie, Aerith and some other people, except my brain capacity is so small I can only remember so many at one time…

Your best friend; Reluctantly, Riku. Riku: Reluctantly? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Do you have any tattoos? If so, what of?; I don't think my mommy would have let me get one… Don't tell anyone especially Riku's mom or his dad for that matter but… he has one on his back! It's a shiny sword going through a heart and blood is gushing from the heart and there's a snake around the hilt of the sword. It looks gruesome…yet cool…


Do you have a job? If so, where?;
Duh. I'm a king and a Keyblade master.

What was your most embarrassing moment?; I'd rather not talk about the time when I lit my fart on fire and burnt up my ass and couldn't sit or walk for 3 weeks… wait… SHIT!

What is in your pockets right now?; Bubble gum! And a penny and a random keychain… and a paperclip… and Riku's pocketknife… and my house keys and wait a second! Is that a frickin' dead frog? EWWWW! IT IS!

What are your favorite pizza toppings?; Mmmmmmmmmmmm….cheese………..

Have you ever been in the hospital for more than a day?; The time I lit my fart on fire. SHIT! I SAID IT AGAIN!

Do you like to write poetry?; No. Poetry is for smart people. Not that I'm dumb, I'm just not smart.

Do you like to read poetry?; No. Poetry is for smart people. I don't get all their smart people stuff.


Have you ever written a song?; No, but I'll have to in a while. Something about a national….anthem. But I don't know what that is and it sounds boring.

Do you believe ghosts are real?; YES! I HEAR THE CREAKING FLOORBOARDS AT NIGHT!

Have you ever seen a ghost?; No, but… I HEAR THE CREAKING FLOORBOARDS AT NIGHT! Hold on… I think there were ghosts in Halloween Town… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! THEY ARE REAL!


Have you ever thrown a party in which complete strangers have attended?;
Yes! Riku's 15th Birthday Party! His parents and his brothers were away…somewhere and he invited everybody in 10th grade and everybody in 9th grade to his house, blared music, got drunk (yes, he snuck alcohol into the party!) and he trashed his house completely! Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…he got in so much trouble! Riku: That's only because a little informer like 'you' told my mom or else I would've gotten away with it!

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?; NEITHER! MY MOTHER IS A RED-HEAD AND MY DAD IS BLONDE AND BOTH OF THEIR HAIR IS MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT NOT GRAVITY DEFYING LIKE MINE! MY MOM ALSO HAS GREEN EYES AND MY DAD HAS BROWN EYES AND I DON'T KNOW WHO MY GRANDPARENTS ARE!

Are you an only child?; Maybe…

Do you have any brothers or sisters?; MAYBE!

Their names; I DON'T LIKE 'THEM'.

Their ages; I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT THOSE EEVVIILL 'BEINGS', 'CAUSETHEY PULL MY HAIR!

Who is your favorite family member?; NOT ANY OF MY SIBLINGS! I guess my Dad is okay… he doesn't really talk much though… Kairi: You think he would with a son like that though…

How tall are you?; I don't know… I look tall enough for my age… but without the shoes and the hair I'm actually kinda shrimpy…

What's your name again?; Sora!

What's your biggest fear?; Riku! Have you ever seen him when he's angry? Shit! He's like a fuckin' mad bull!

Did someone ever knock out your teeth?; Riku… when I told his mom about the party… IT SLIPPED OUT! I SWEAR! I NEVER MEANT TO DO IT! IT JUST HAPPENED!
Have you ever been drunk?;
Almost, at Riku's party… I thought it was apple juice!

What's the worst thing you've ever done?; Killed stuff. Even if they are Heartless they're kinda alive too…


What's your favorite quote?; RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS! My five year old cousin said it!

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?; Mmmmmmmmmm…… chocolate is niiiiice.


What do you think of racism?;
It's bad! Riku: Wow, the first slightly kingish question…


Are you racist?; NO WAY! Wait a second… Heartless are a race, aren't they? Well in that case I AM RACIST! AND I PROUDLY SUPPORT MYSELF! Riku: I'M A HEARTLESS! BESIDES YOU WERE ONE TOO! Sora: Well I'm not anymore and you are so… RIKU I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY CASTLE ANYMORE! Riku: Well I'm not going anywhere so tough shit. Sora: But…! Kairi: Will you guys quit! Sora: I'm sorry…


What is your favorite word?;
RED!

If you could visit any world, where would you go?; Uhhhhhhhhh…… NEVERLAND! I CAN FLY THERE! WHEEE!

Who would you want to take with you?; Kairi!


How long would you want to stay?;
Until Kairi could fly too!


How old do you act?;
That's hard…… Riku: Write 4. Survey: Okay 4! Hey! Wait a second… Riku!

How old is your best friend?; 15

How old does your best friend act?; 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.


When you were young what did you want to be when you grew up?;
An older person!

What do you want to be now?; An older person!

Do you think you were an adorable little kid?; YES I DO!

What is the best thing about your bedroom?; The dolly thingies, the boaty thingy and my elaborate piles of mess…

What are you thinking about right now?; Cheese. Red cheese.


What is your middle name?; IT SUCKS AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!

Do you have a girl/boyfriend?; NO! But I have a wife.

What is his/her name?; My wife's name is Kairi.

How long have you been together?; We've been married for…………… Sora: Kairi, how long have we been married? Kairi: Less than a week. Survey: Less than a week.

Do you love him/her?; blushing while writing I guess so…… I kinda told her, but, I don't think she heard I was kinda far away… (Author's note: If you look at the end credits of Kingdom Hearts he mouths it. You don't hear it 'cause the music is playing and it's kinda hard to see it 'cause he gets cut off by a cloud of smoke… BUT IT'S STLIL THERE PEOPLE! WATCH AND SEE!)

Are you a virgin?; blushes even more WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS!

If not how old were you when you lost your virginity?; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY POOR YOUNG INNOCENT MIND!

How many people have you slept with?; If you mean sleep with as in have sex with then NOBODY! But, if you mean sleep with as in, you know, sleep with. Then I had a sleepover at my house when I was 7 or 8 or something and Tidus, Selphie, Wakka, Riku and Kairi were all there.

How long was your longest crush?; A few years…


What was their name?;
Kairi.

Who do you have a crush on now?; NOBODY! I AM FAITHFUL TO MY WIFE!


What is your favorite emotion?; Bubblyness!

What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard somebody say?; RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS! Riku: Quoting himself…

When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at people?; Hehehehehehehehehe…… sometimes.


When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at the movie screen?; See above.

How many times have you been kicked out of the movies?; Yeah… I threw my shoe at one of the ushers 'cause he was looking at me funny and Riku said he wanted to rape me…

Who annoys you the most?; ANSEM!

What annoys you the most?; ANSEM! HE JUST WON'T DIE!

What's your favorite subject in school?; Ummmmmmmmmmm…… not gym…

What's your least favorite subject in school?; GYM! PEOPLE THROW DODGEBALLS AT ME! DODGEBALLS BURN WHEN THROWN AT YOU!

What grade are you in?; I'm supposed to be in 9th grade but… I kinda ditched school, TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE!

Would you rather have friendship or love?; Ummmmmmmmmmm…… I think that both are kinda needed. AND I HAVE THE MOST PERFECT EXAMPLE! When you have friends like Riku who needs enemies? When you're in a case like that, you need both friendship and love! I think…

What makes you nervous?; Ansem… and sometimes Riku…

Describe yourself in five words; Sora-ish, big-hearted, silly, loveable and….SORA-ISH!

Would you change yourself to make someone else happy?; NO WAY! I like being me…

What one thing makes you happy?; CHEESE! RED CHEESE! Kairi: What about me? Survey: AND KAIRI!


Are you glad this survey is over?; YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

End of Survey

Riku: That was….interesting.

Sora: twitch, twitch

Kairi: Okay then…

Sora: I think it's time to watch Finding Nemo!

Everybody in all of Sora Kingdom (don't ask) have just finished watching Finding Nemo.

Sora: (In tears) It's so sniff beautiful andsniff heart-warming that Nemo and sniff Marlin were able to sniff find each other again…

Kairi: (Completely unamused) Oh, believe us Sora we know. Don't we Riku?

Riku: SNORE!

Kairi: Kick's Riku Riiiight?

Riku: OW! Uh, yeah, right.

Sora: I knew you too would understand! You're the best friends ever!

Riku: Is this supposed to be one of those touchy-feely moments 'cause if it is, then I'm not feeling it…

Kairi: Glares at Riku

Sora: Well you know what we like to call that? AGING!

Riku: Meaning?

Sora: YOU'RE TURNING INTO AN OLD MAN!

Kairi: Fake dramatic scream AAAAHHHH!

Sora: AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE FAIR SKIN AND THE GREY HAIR WERE A SIGN BUT NOW gasp IT'S A REALITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Riku: Glares at Sora Your mother.

Kairi: Gasps

Sora: What you said about my mother?

Riku: I don't know which time you're referring to. I've said many things regarding 'it' before.

Sora: It? IT? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING AN IT?

Riku: Rolls eyes and sighs Uh, duh. Your mother.

Sora: That's it! C'mon Riku put 'em up. This is gonna be a fight until blood starts to spew!

Kairi: I'll referee!

Riku: I don't need to fight an inferior being such as your self to prove that I'm better than you. So why don't you call your mommy and your little fishy friends, what were their names? Door-rie and Nee-mow? And have a little tea party? Oh! And I'm sure that after that you'll all have such great fun watching a Barney marathon. Now if you'll excuse me, I have better matters that are actually worth my time to attend to, later. Opens a portal-thingy and disappears

Kairi: (wide-eyed) Wow…

Sora: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME TO MY MOMMY! starts to cry


Wow… interesting ending… that's not how I planned it, but… IT WORKS! SO WHO GIVES A DAMN? NOT ME! Oh! Thankies to my friend Akuni who gave me the questions for the survey, don't know where you got them but thanks anyways. Hope you, my precious readers enjoyed chapter two! Ideas for chapter three will be greatly appreciated! Please remember to always be kind and review the story! -

Shinaixu (Shizzy)