Dingodile's diary
Written by: zafaraneo

Summary: Dingodile writes on his diary… and lets us read it!

CHAPTER 1: THURSDAY (TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD DAY), February 17, 2005

Dingodile sat in his room in Cortex Castle in some place in some other place in some other, other place in some other, other, other place…

35 minutes later

In some other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other…

7 minutes later

… Other place

He (Dingodile) was writing in his diary (Wow… he has a diary?) and wrote…

Dear Diary,
Today, Master Dr. Neo Cortex shouted at us (Me, N. Gin, N. Trance, Nefarious Tropy, Ripper Roo, Rilla Roo, Koala Kong and my mate, Tiny Tiger) again, for the 170th time… you know why? Because I just suggested that Rilla Roo should be renamed Kanga Rilla, but NO! Master Dr. Neo Cortex snapped at us and said "Kanga Rilla! That's preposterous! That's an UGLY name! Rilla Roo always sounded better, you dumbfounded morons! I don't even wonder why I dared to CREATE you dimwits, fools, nincompoops, idiotic, IQ of 0 and USELESS imbeciles! I demand you go to your many, many rooms RIGHT NOW or else I'll throw you all out the window!"
Rilla Roo? Better THAN Kanga Rilla? The name Rilla Roo sounds like it's related to RIPPER ROO!
And BTW, mate. I have just recently found out that N. Gin and Nefarious Tropy have been daily reading you, diary. And you wanna know how I found out? Last Thursday (Or which Master Dr. Neo Cortex calls Take-over-the-world day), it was midnight, I flipped through the pages of… err, you… and noticed that there was a sentence, NOT in my handwriting, NOT in pen and NOT including me… Dingodile: the half Dingo, half crocodile. And it said…
N. Gin and N. Tropy have been here.

Signed,

N. Gin and N. Tropy (The master of time)
P.S.: I didn't know you dared to use the Wumpa Fruit cheat code and barfed in your car.

It was SUPER EVIL! They even read my deepest, most darkest secret! Anyways, Master Dr. Neo Cortex is telling me to go to bed or else he'll take away my precious flamethrower.
Signed,
Dingodile: Half Dingo, Half Crocodile

Authoress's note: Please review. And yes, I AM a Dingodile fan.