Author's Note: Just imagine that the back of this is black and it's actually scrolling.

Written By: Jessekaboom

Edited By: Jessekaboom

Submitted By: Jessekaboom

Special Thanks To:

M. Night Shyamalan

The cool people at FanFiction

The people who directed all the movies whose characters randomly appear

Mah Sister

My friends, namely Jessica, Nick and Max

(because they actually laughed at it)

And my very best friend,


Sorry for Making Fun of You:

M. Night Shyamalan

William Hurt

Bryce Dallas Howard

Joaquin Phoenix

Adrien Brody

Fran Kranz

Michael Pitt

Jesse Eisenberg

Cherry Jones

Frank Collison

Orlando Bloom

Johnny Depp

Jennifer Garner

Kirsten Prout

Keanu Reeves

Hugh Jackman


Cows that have lost their loved ones to the vile substance that is chocolate syrup

The Entire Cast and Crew of The Village

The End