A/N: This is set AU after The Body. Buffy is forced to run an art show for a celebrity at Joyce's gallery. This crossed over with the show 'Entourage', but if you've never seen it, you'll still be able to read it and understand it. I willbring in Angel (and maybeco.) at some point.
Disclaimer: I don't own theses people.
Around 8 one Thursday morning, Dawn Summers walked down the stairs and into her kitchen where she saw her sister Buffy on the phone. She didn't look happy. Buffy hung the phone up and let out a frustrated groan.
"What's wrong, Buffy?" Dawn asked.
"Do you know anything about art shows?" Buffy replied hopefully.
"No...I don't. Why?"
Buffy took a deep breath. "Okay, mom...she was planning this art show for tomorrow night and I just got off the phone with the artists publicist who didn't know...about...moms...you know," both girls stood silently for a moment but Buffy soon broke it, "so the art show is still on. Now its to late to cancel, so now I have to put on the show."
For the first time since she lost her mother, Dawn was able to laugh. "You?...Art?..." she managed to get out between laughs.
"I'd be offended, but its true. I don't know how to put on an art show. The only experiences I have was putting our finger paintings on the fridge."
"Well, if it helps, I always thought you arranged them nicely." Dawn replied with a smirk.
"Shut up, or I won't let you come."
"Is that a promise?"
Buffy shrugged, "okay then, you can stay home while I'm hosting an art show for Joanna Montgumery."
Dawn's eyes lit up, "Joanna Montgumery? The Joanna Montgumery? As in the actress? The star of some of my favorite movies of all time Joanna Montgumery?"
"Yup, oh yeah and there's more. But I'm afraid you'll explode if I say it, and I don't want to have to spend the day cleaning Dawnie guts."
"What? What? Tell me?" Dawn begged, excitedly.
"Well, this Shauna has some of her other very famous clients coming to the show to support Joanna. Including..."
"Including who? Buffy have you turned evil? Did you sleep with Angel and have you loose your soul instead this time? TELL ME!"
"Just for that comment, I shouldn't tell you, but I will. Vincent Chase is attending."
At that moment, Buffy briefly thought her sister was going to explode...after all, this was Sunnydale. "V-v-vincent CHASE! WOW! OOOHHHH. WO-I-Uh! WOW!" Dawn stuttered loudly before passing out.
"Well, its better then exploding...and less messy." Buffy mused out loud.
Meanwhile in LA:
Actor Vincent Chase was sitting in his agent, Ari's, office with his friends Eric and Turtle and brother Johnny Drama.
"Why do we have to go to this fucking thing?" Turtle whined.
"For the tenth time, Joanna is Shauna's client. We have to," Eric explained.
"Yeah, and I'm her agent, so I have to go, and if I have to go, then you fucks are coming with me." Ari stated.
"Where is it again?" Vince asked.
"Some place called Sunnydale. I think its like two hours from here," Ari answered.
"Sunnydale? What the fuck kinda lame ass town is that?" Turtle said.
"Probably, a very boring one," Johnny answered, "but hopefully they'll be some hot girls there."
Vince raised an eyebrow, "at an art show in a place called Sunnydale? I seriously doubt it. But we can hope, can't we? And I really hope there's someone there."
The five guys spent the next hour bitching and trying to think of how they could have a good time at this thing.
Back In Sunnydale:
Once Dawn regained consciousness, she ran to her room and phoned her best friend, Janice. "Are you serious!" Janice squealed after Dawn told her the news.
"YES! I still can't really believe it but, YES!" Dawn answered.
"I can come, right? I mean I NEED to come, please tell me I can..."
"You can come," Dawn interrupted her friends begging session. "I cannot believe we're going to meet him! This is SSSOOO COOL!"
"Damn, its to bad we're underage."
"Yeah. But Oh! I have the BEST idea!" Janice stated.
"What is it?"
"Buffy! You're always saying how you'd like her to have a boyfriend you find totally cool so..."
"I'll set her up with VINCE! OOOO! Vince Chase could end up being my brother! How awesome would THAT be?"
"Yeah. But wait, Buffy doesn't exactly hold down boyfriends well."
Janice laughed, "so, according to Access Hollywood, neither does Vince, which means they'd be perfect for each other."
"Yes, they're both relationship challenged. They can cure each other, and then we could move with him into his mansion and I could see him EVERY day!"
Dawn and Janice talked some more about how they can get Vince and Buffy together. Buffy stressed out about having to put on an art show. Vince and the rest of his gang spent their day drinking and thinking of who they could possibly hook up with at tomorrow nights art show.
A/N: Up next; Buffy gets Scooby, and Spike help with the show, Dawn and Janice continue with their plan and some visitors arrive in Sunnydale. In the meantime, please, review, so I know whether I should continue with this or not.