(AN: Thank you all of my reviewers. I don't own Drake and Josh.)
Chap8 Follow the yellow arrows.
Marcy and Josh glared at Mark.
" What we aren't in Kansas anymore," Mark stated again.
" We never were in Kansas," Josh corrected.
" I know that is why we aren't in Kansas anymore," Mark smiled.
Marcy glanced around the area. It was dark and smelled of burned trees. Up ahead she saw a fading glow. Slowly she followed it.
" Mark, you are an idiot," Josh whispered. " We were never in Kansas to start with."
" How do you know?" he grinned.
" Shut up!"
" Quiet guys," Marcy hushed.
There was a huge sparkling sign that said follow the yellow arrows. So that is what they did.
" Follow the yellow arrows," Marcy announced.
" Follow the yellow arrows," Josh repeated.
" Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick follow the yellow brick follow the yellow brick follow the yellow brick road. We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.," Mark sang.
Marcy glared at Mark.
" What?" he asked.
" I am not going to ask," she said.
The fading glow began to brighten as they followed the arrows. Marcy could feel that they were close.
" Marcy, where are we going?" Mark asked.
" I'll tell you when we get there," she answered.
" Then what is the point?" he asked.
Thinking back she couldn't believe she went out with the guy. But then again she had no choice. The arrows stopped at a door. Reaching out Marcy turned the knob. There were candles everywhere and in the middle of the room there was a small vial sitting in the middle of the table. Getting closer Marcy smiled. This was it. Taking the glass tube in her hand she giggled. She could feel the magic run into her fingers.
" This is it guys," she grinned. " Everything will be back to normal soon."
" What?" Josh questioned. " Marcy, are you okay? Maybe we should go back home."
" Wait after I drink this," she promised.
Before she could drink the liquid it was gone. Mark smiled victoriously.
" No girlfriend of mine is going to get poisoned," he smirked.
" Mark, give that back," she begged. " I need it."
" Because it is very important to me,"
Mark looked at the liquid and smiled this could get him somewhere.
" Give me something and I might give it back,"
" What do you want?"
" I don't know if I really want to give you this test tube,"
" Anything, you name it,"
" I want a kiss,"
" On the lips,"
Marcy froze. No way was he going to give Mark a kiss. She could feel her left eye twitch.
" What!" Josh shrieked.
Marcy strolled up to Mark taking the vial.
" Not until the kiss," he smiled stuffing the liquid in his pocket.
" Fine," she growled.
Mark grabbed Marcy up into what was going to be the most intense kisses every. While Mark was shoving his tongue down Marcy's throat the vial was taken. After the kiss Mark was breathing happily and Marcy was gagging.
" Now that I gave you a kiss give me the antidote,"
" I don't have it," he said searching in his pocket.
" I don't have it,"
Marcy searched all Mark's pockets, but couldn't find the vial.
" Idiot!" she screamed. " That could have been my chance."
" Your chance to what?" he asked.
" To be turned back into a boy again," she explained.
There was a loud thud from behind them. Spinning around Marcy came face to face with an old woman.
" Who are you?" she asked.
" I am Ma- I am Drake," she smiled.
" I see a man turned into a woman," she frowned. " Here drink this."
The vial was placed into her hand. Opening the top she emptied the liquid into her mouth. Swirling purple clouds surrounded her. When the clouds were gone Mark fainted and Josh glared.
" Hi guys," a low voice greeted.
The old woman handed Drake the mirror. His reflection was wonderful he was a man again.
" Yes!" he shouted.
" Drake? How?" Josh questioned.
" Hey, Josh, well remember the pretty girl that told you that she was your brother?"
" That pretty girl was sadly me," he answered.
" What? No way you?" Josh stammered.
" How do you explain me showing up out of nowhere?"
Josh thought real hard. He didn't want to believe that pretty girl was his brother. That meant he practically was kissing his brother.
" Thanks," Drake turned to thank the woman.
" No, problem," she grinned.
" It will take forever to get home," Drake complained.
" Take that door over there and you will be home," she promised.
Drake looked to his astonished brother. Then he looked toward the door to home.
" Josh, wake, Mark, up we have to go," he ordered.
Josh obeyed, but still kept his eyes on Drake.
" Where's Marcy?" Mark asked.
Drake ignored him and they headed to the door. Opening it up they walked right into a kitchen. No one was home.
" We're home," Drake shouted out.
" I think I need to go up stairs and do some long thinking," Josh said.
" I am really confused," Mark replied.
" Well, be confused somewhere else like out there," Drake answered opening the door and shoving him outside.
Drake climbed up the stairs to his room. Boy was he tired.
" Hey, Josh," Drake greeted slumping onto the couch.
" Okay, I don't know what just happened, but I am going to forget it ever happened," he declared.
" Fine by me," Drake responded strumming on his guitar. " Fine by me."
Drake laughed to himself.
" You just don't want to admit I was pretty hot for a girl," Drake mumbled.
" What?" Josh questioned.
" Never mind," he chuckled.
Drake was happy that his was a boy again. He learned something important and that was never get a fortuneteller mad because you never know what she is going to throw at you.
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