"When You're a Celebrity"

A parody of Brad Paisley's song "Celebrity" starring Harry Potter

Harry:
You see, I'm really famous.
Because of my talent?
Well, no…
These days I don't really need it,
Thanks to that old Voldie schmo

Can't wait to date Cho the Quidditch player.
Can't wait to save Ron's dad.
Can't wait to wreck my Firebolt on my way to rehab.

'Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
You can act just like a fool,
And people think you're cool
'Cause you're all they see.
I can throw a major fit
When my butter beer just ain't how I like it.
They say I've gone insane.
I blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity.

I get to cry to Rita Skeeter,
When things don't go my way.
I get an official trial
No matter which law I break.
I make the Daily Prophet headlines.
They write some awful stuff.
The more they run my name down,
The more my fame goes up!

'Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool
Cause you're all they see.
I can sell my photo and autograph.
Give Malfoy a good old laugh.
They say I've gone insane.
I blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the brooms
And fly out west
To the land of the fun in the sun.
We'll be wizarding world, bachelors,
Ministry millionaires.
Hey, hey Hollywood,
Here the movie comes!

Yeah, when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool
'Cause you're all they see.
Being a celebrity…