Cover Story

A drabble fic

"What do you mean we're being sued?"

"The way we've been averting apocalypses left and right lately has had a side effect. You know that cover story we normally use?"

"Gangs on PCP?"

"No, the other one."

"Gas leaks! And?"

"Well, as a result, people have been switching to alternatives. We're being sued for slandering the safety record of a global industry, causing the pipeline workers to be layed off. Also, people aren't buying gas applicances, and we're also contributing to global warming, leading to the end of the world"

"What do we do?"

"Look for a new cover story"

Something that was was stuck in my head. Exactly 100 words.