My SECOND attempt in the Hagane no Renkinjutsushi section! I hope you like it!

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"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hohohohoho!"

Roy glanced over at the Fuhrer, who was stabbing a wall with a stick of butter.

"You realize, sir, that that was the last stick of butter allowed for the military this year..." Hawkeye said, carrying one of her endless stacks of paperwork.

"I know," Roy said. "I don't really care, though. For god's sakes, he's the FUHRER. How do you PRONOUNCE THAT!"

Hawkeye began to open her mouth, but was interrupted by Havoc bursting into flames.

"GAH! THEY BURN!" Jean Havoc said, running around with a bonfire erupting from his mouth. "COLONAL! READ THIS PACKAGE OF CIGARETTES! SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THEM!" He chucked the carton to Roy, who blew it up in the air.

After a few minutes of silence, Scar broke in and started doing the hula.
"I'M SEAWORTHY!"
"I'M ON FIRE! GAH!"
"I'm surrounded... by idiots."
"Hohohohoho! I'm laughing!"
"I'm cool, and I will be Fuhrer!"
"I AM ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG!"

"Has anyone seen Alysia? She's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute..."
The panicked/insane military was silenced by a gunshot that hit Fury in the head, because I find him hard to write.

Everybody stared at Hawkeye, who was holding a pistol. It was a shiny pistol. It was SILVER.

Ed walked in, saw Scar hulaing, and quickly left again.

Which left Roy, Hawkeye, Armstrong and Hughes (Who were playing Tag-Team Solitare), Havoc, Scar, and the Generalissimo.

Everyone sat and stared at the card game going on with Alex Louis Armstrong and Maes Hughes.

"Hughes! I have a red jack! What do I do with it!"
"Quick! Put it on the black queen!"
"WHAT black queen! I can't see it! Help me!"
"Quick! Tag me in! Tag me in!"
WHACK.

"NOT THAT HARD!"

"I apologize! I will pull you out of the cement wall you are embedded in with my beautiful muscles!" -Sparkle-

Everyone sat and smoked (Except for Havoc. Strange, huh? .).

Until IT happened.

Barry ran in and shouted "THE JELLO! IT'S MISSING!"

Roy stared, making a face that said 'WTF? Who are you!'

Barry glared at him, and then shouted "WE MUST GO SAVE THE JELLO! ROY MUSTANG HYPERFORCE MEGA ULTRA SUPER AWESOME COOL DEDICATED MASTERS OF ALLIANCE SUPER TEAM OF SUPER ALLIANCE SUPER TEAMMATES, ASSEMBLE!"

Roy jumped in front. "Roy Mustang, armed and ready!"

"Maes Hughes, reporting for duty, SIR!"
"Jean Havoc. On fire. ARGH"
"Riza Hawkeye..."
"ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, READY TO ROLL! BEAUTIFULLY!"

"Scar. Hula commander. Armed and to the field."
"Generallisimo King Bradley, the green Hyperforce Mega Ultra Super Awesome Cool Dedicated Masters of Alliance Super Team of Super Alliance Super Teammate, ready!"
"BARRY THE CHOPPER! THE COOL ONE!"

Roy pointed to the door. "TEAMMATES! LET'S GO!"

They all ran out the door, and were seen 6 minutes later at an ice cream parlor.

TO BE CONTINUED...?

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Review, please! .